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1. How to Love a Pathetic Man for dummies by Hold_The_Fone

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt
   • Ryland Grace/Eva Stratt
   • Ryland Grace
   • Eva Stratt
   • Orgasm Control
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Guided Masturbation | Masturbation Instructions
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Praise Kink
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
   • Ryland Grace Acts Like a Wet Cat
   • Dom Eva Stratt
   • Sub Ryland Grace
   • My First Fanfic
   • Power Dynamics
   • Puppy Play
   • in the future
   • Not Beta Read
   • Come Eating
   • Coming in Pants
   • Cunnilingus
   • Collars
   • Ryland Grace Has a Praise Kink
   • Femdom
   • secret third thing

   Summary

   Ryland Grace is overworked, overtired, and pent up. Of course he wants her to tell him what to do

   "My head is replaying my interactions with Stratt from the evening on a loop. I’m not sure if I’m imagining it, but a feeling starts to sink in that I may be more important to Eva than I had previously believed. I knew there were rumors about us, and that I was important to the mission, but I hadn’t realized how fond she seems to be of me.
   My mind reels, recontextualizing our previous interactions—her small touches, the firm-yet-gentle tone she uses with me. I love it.

   It is then I realize I am irrevocably, undeniably hard."

   OR
   Ryland Grace shows up at Eva's office the night of the party with no idea what he could possibly say to get what he wants.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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