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SillyBillyWarWillies:
- SylvanTime has added twelve users -
SylvanTime: Hello :3
Liechhheeeee: how the fuck did u learn how to do that
SylvanTime: A mortal cookie in a little kingdom nearby. He’s so sweet!
WindyWay: Yes, he came by the Maze Grove to give us these phones.
WaterWorks: The little hero in the war, right?
SylvanTime: Yes.
TimeScissor: GC name is courtesy of yours truly.
PinapplePride: What is this?
FireScale: i second that, why
Liechhheeeee: me third why
WishFlower: No one asked any of you.
FireScale: no one asked for you to be the last survivor
WishFlower: I will take your fucking head.
EmberNInferno: windddyyyyy
WindyWay: Yes?
EmberNInferno: can I visit ts is boring
ThunderSpear: ur only saying that bc ur mad abt ur bald ass head
EmberNInferno: who tf are u
ThunderSpear: babe it’s me ur bestie
TimeScissor: That’s my best friend (2nd to Crossaint), you golden bitch.
ThunderSpear: ur in love with a blue lochness monster rip off don’t talk to me
WishLotus: My existence was implied, what is it?
FireScale: nah that’s crazy
PineapplePride: You’re in love with an alcoholic queen who’s given her son mommy issues, you don’t have any room to talk.
FireScale: I’ve got better taste than lychee
Liechhheeeee: want me to tell everyone who I saw on ur isle the other day
WishLotus: This reminds me why I don’t invite you to mine and Snapdragon’s tea parties.
FireScale: why the fuck are you having tea parties with my kid
PineapplePride: Damn, and here I thought that they would never let any of us be alone with the kid.
EmberNInferno: this is why you don’t let a dragon yap
FireScale: this is why you don’t climb a mountain while running from ur execution
EmberNInferno: kill yourself
LunarSlumber: Millennial Tree Cookie, what is this?
SylvanTime: While originally, I had intended it to be merely for us elementals, I was persuaded to add other beings of legendary status.
FeatheredGrace: So… Us, the elementals, the dragons, Dreamweaver, Timekeeper, the spirit weapons, and the Nova cookies?
SylvanTime: Yes.
PineapplePride: Oh, I know a Spirit Weapon.
EmberNInferno: how??
BladeOfBoo: Hey guys, been a while.
EmberNInferno: is that a bamboo blade cookie i see
BladeOfBoo: Oh hell yeah, how’s being dead?
EmberNInferno: pretty lit - 1 image attached -
Liechhheeeeee: yo nanas is that the spirit weapon u know
PineapplePride: I will tear more than just your horns out this time.
Liechhheeeeee: okay fuck u it was just a question
BladeOfBoo: Well, look who it is!
BladeOfBoo: Hello again, Ananas Dragon <3
PineapplePride: ..Hello, Bamboo Blade Cookie.
SageWoshipper: This.. Is a group chat?
BlueyStark: Just got signal, what’s up whores.
EmberNInferno: BLUIUEEEE
BlueyStark: HELLOOO KINGGG
LunarSlumber: Hello, Xylitol Nova Cookie!!
BlueyStark: Hiii •V•
TimeScissor: Love how M.T made the group chat and hasn’t texted since Swan
EbonyFeather: - 1 image attached -
EbonyFeather: making flower crownssss
SageWorshipper: My swan?
EbonyFeather: no
EbonyFeather: actually yes
WindyWay: I swear to god, I will tear you asunder.
EbonyFeather: FINE FINE IM BLACK SWAN COOKIE >:(
TimeScissor: lowkey ur hot
WishFlower: What was that, Timekeeper Cookie?
TimeScissor: Nothing!!!
Liechhheeeeee: the yuri is yuriing
WaterWorks: - 1 image attached - Fish.
PineapplePride: I also have fish, give me a moment.
PineapplePride: - 1 image attached -
EmberNInferno: no fish in the valley, only wyverns
ThunderSpear: only assholes
FireScale: I should get drunk
WindWay: No, you should not.
FeatheredGrace: - 1 image attached-
FeatheredGrace: My Galaxy Lake has a few fish!
PineapplePride: Mine are better.
BlueyStark: I have fish models, but nothing organic.
FeatheredGrace: Oh, pity..
BlueyStark: shut up the fans more preppy than u are
FeatheredGrace: What?
BladeOfBoo: Debatable, the fan is kinda an ass
StoneGauntlets: Why must you be so crass?
BladeOfBoo: Cus it’s fun
BladeOfBoo: Also I won bragging rights against you back when we were fighting Ebony
Liechhheeeeee: fuck that bitch fuck that bitch fuck that bitch fuckin bestie murdering bastard
FireScale: we never even talked to the stone dragons???
Liechhheeeee: fuck u
TimeScissor: heheheh, I love knowing things before they happen.
SylvanTime: Please do not make me get the spray bottle.
TimeScissor: Screw you.
WindyWay: My lord, I have a problem.
SylvanTime: Yes?
WindyWay: - 1 image attached -
WindyWay: Windcatcher just.. Became a cookie..?
SylvanTime; Oh, they have been talking about becoming a cookie so they can join you on more missions!
WindyWay: Ah.
EmberNInferno: cat - 1 image attached -
FrostyTheSnowman: What is this?
ThunderSpear: Queenie!!!!
FrostyTheSnowman: Hello, StormBringer.
EmberNInferno: hi :3
FrostyTheSnowman: I will take my leave..
ThunderSpear: WAIT WIFEY NOOO 😭😭
SageWorshipper: You two are married?
StoneGauntlets: No, it is a strange term the mortals use.
SageWorshipper: Earthbread is a strange planet..
EmberNInferno: guys we should all get food somewhere
BlueyStark: bitch im in a whole nother galaxy the fuck you mean
EmberNInferno: well you have no whimsy
ThunderSpear: highkey I deserve a palace of my own for me and my guys
FrostyTheSnowman: You wish to lower yourself to the level of mortals?
ThunderSpear: nah it’d be in the skies
ThunderSpear: windy gets two houses and all I get is the fucking clouds
WindyWay: You are free to visit either of my residences anytime you like?
ThunderSpear: i mean yeah but I still don’t live there nor have an actual house
EbonyFeather: imagine
ThunderSpear: DONT TALK TO ME YOU EMO ASS RIP OFF UR IN LOVE WITH A FISH
EbonyFeather: SCREW U WHORE
EbonyFeather: MS ALMOST DIED TO A DRAGON WITH NO RELATION TO NOODLE LIZARD
ThunderSpear: HOW DARE YOU. YOU WERE A FUCKING DUCK.
TimeScissor: Fight.
WishFlower: Timekeeper, my love, do not instigate unnecessary violence.
Liechhheeeeeeee: Lottie wtf
FeatheredGrace: - 1 image attached -
FeatheredGrace: May I add them?
SylvanTime: Of course!
BladeOfBoo: FUCK.
StoneGauntlet: Swan, damn it.
- FeatheredGrace added one user -
GhastlyDoom: You guys wanna hear about our glorious Ebony Dragon?
Liechhheeeeee: WHAT THE FUCK.
WishFlower: Ew.
PineapplePride: Not particularly.
GhastlyDoom: You could be of great use to our cause.
PineapplePride: As if I would ever lower myself that far.
PineapplePride: Only one dragon has that little dignity.
FireScale: fuc u
BladeOfBoo: Obscure Umbra Cookie.
GhastlyDoom: Blade.
StonyFists: Obscure Umbra Cookie.
GhastlyDoom: Gauntlet.
Seeker&Collector: - 1 image attached -
Seeker&Collector: Love hanging out with my boss!
LunarSlumber: ^v^
WindWay: Dreamweaver Cookie.
Seeker&Collector: :O
Seeker&Collector: Hello, Wind Archer Cookie!
Liechhheeeeee: anklebiter
Liechhheeeeee: on sight
BladeOfBoo: Imma get u one day
GhastlyDoom: Is that what the crimson priestess told you?
BladeOfBoo: Count your minutes.