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1. You want me to move the what? by audyyyybug

   Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jun 2026

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Athena (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus Loves Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus Needs A Hug (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Traumatized Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Telemarketing
   • Odysseus dies in the end…
   • Shhhh there’s definitely mistakes in this
   • I haven’t written in six years so don’t expect a masterpiece
   • Penelope Loves Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)

   Summary

   Odysseus had been at sea for 20 long years. He finally got home after fighting Poseidon to get on the island and then having to fight 108 suitors to protect his son. All he wanted to do was be with his wife but even that isn’t simple. She asked him to move the what? Their wedding bed. That he built. She asks that and expects him not to have a reaction? That’s wild.

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