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1. ClownPierce's Guide to a Successful Retirement by dayabreaka

   Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Branzy/ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ClownPierce & FerreMC (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ClownPierce & Leow0ok & MinuteTech (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Branzy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Brandon | MinuteTech
   • Leow0ok (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FerreMC (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Woogiex (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Kaboodle (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Villain Branzy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • PMC | Private Murder Company (Lifesteal SMP)
   • Major Character Injury
   • Physical Disability
   • Chronic Pain
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • ClownPierce Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Blood and Injury
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Found Family
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • pmc arent romantic but not quite platonic
   • idk how that happened tbh
   • Discrimination
   • things get better and then much worse and then better
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Author is aroace
   • No Smut
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   Their team consists of four known members—Larkspur, Ivor, Blackout, and Polaris, but speculation online insists of a larger network of villains in the group, given the scale of what they’ve been doing. Larkspur is the most fascinating of the group to him, between his genius traps and rare public appearances.

   Clown wishes he could've met the guy during his time as Pierce. A trapper would've been amazing to have by his side, but… well. No time like the present…

   Given that the man in question has just smashed straight through his front window.

   ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱❀ • ❀⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

   OR, a superhero/supervillain au where Clown is forced to retire from villainy to work a boring civilian job, but things don't quite go to plan...

   Series

   • Part 2 of day's clownzy ✶࿐

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   English

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