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Y'all Might 🤠
Yesterday 9:01 PM
Toshinori: I do not see you.
Izuku: im parked between the 2 silver cars
Toshinori: I only see one silver car.
Izuku: ur on block 6 right ??
Toshinori: I am on block 7. My apologies.
Izuku: lol ur good
Izuku: i can come get u one sec
Toshinori: Please do not text and drive.
Izuku: lmao you know i wont lol
TIME: Yesterday 11:42 PM
Izuku: tysm for dinner all might !!! that was such a nice surprise <3
Toshinori: What is that?
Toshinori: Is that me?
Toshinori: Why do I look like that?
Izuku: its an emoji
Toshinori: I see.
Izuku: lmao you do know what an emoji is right
Toshinori: I do not.
Toshinori: Wait. They are the little faces, correct? 🙂 But how did you get it to look like me?
Izuku: lmao it;s just like an edited pic but like rly small that's why it looks so grainy
Izuku: see that's shouto
Toshinori: So it is! He looks very upset.
Izuku: lol yeah
Izuku: we use them in the gc a lot
Izuku: he gets soooo mad lmfaooo
💖 explosion murder boyfriend 💖
Today 6:02 AM
Izuku: good morning!!!!
Katsuki: STOP FUCKING SENDING THAT TO MEE I'LL KILL YOU
Izuku: pouting face
Katsuki: you can NOT just say pouting face YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PUT THE EMOJI IN THE
Katsuki: i do not have time for this.
Izuku: awwwwwwwwww but kacchaaann
Katsuki: if you want me to meet you for lunch you need to behave like a goddamn person
Izuku: ohhhh so you want me to behave....
Katsuki: it's too early for this shit.I Fucking Give Up.
Katsuki: STOP
Katsuki: WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND THESE
Eraserhead
Today 10:23 AM
Izuku: jsut checking in, you can still cover those lunch detentions for me today right ?
Eraserhead: 👍
Izuku: ok ty ty ty i will bring you coffee every day next week promise
Izuku: same order as always right ?
Eraserhead: 👍
Izuku: ok <3 yay <3
💖 explosion murder boyfriend 💖
Today 11:28 AM
Izuku: im here!!! cant wait 2 see u ehehehe
TIME: Today 11:46 AM
Izuku: hey did u get held up??
Izuku: if ur nearby drop a pin i'll come help.
TIME: Today 11:58 AM
Izuku: kacchaaaaaaaaaaaan
Izuku: idk where u are but i might not have time for lunch
Izuku: if u get here like right now maybe
Izuku: but im teaching a class in like 30 mins
Katsuki: omw.
Izuku: okok
TIME: Today 12:09 PM
Izuku: Kaaaaacchaaaaaaaaaaaan
Izuku: im so so so so sorry but if i dont leave right neow i will not make it back to campus on time
Izuku: i will text u as soon as classes get out though
Izuku: dinner tonight instead???
Katsuki: k
Izuku: okokok see you then!! love you!!!!!
Katsuki: love you too sorry gtg
ALIEN QWEEN 👽💅
Today 1:06 PM
Izuku: hey so sorry but i have to bail on karaoke tonight!! can u let everyone know again im so so so sorry!!!!
Mina: awwwwwwwwww that suckssssssss i'll let everyone know though
Izuku: tyty ty ur the best
Mina: lemme guess though. bakugou cancelled on you last minute without even giving you an explanation.?
Izuku: well it sounded liek he was busy yk
Izuku: and there's already a fight on herotube from this afternoon lol
Mina: whatever tsuchan owes me like fifty bucks
Izuku: ???
Izuku: ok well i'm not even going 2 ask
Mina: good <3<3<3 i would hate to have to lie to ur face
Izuku: ????????????
Mina: have fun on your date toniiiiight!!!
Izuku: ok i will ????????
Izuku: suspicious face.
Eraserhead
Today 12:23 PM
Eraserhead: heard your lunch got cancelled. do you need a protein bar or a juice pouch?
TIME: Today 1:07 PM
Izuku: all good i keep snacks in my desk !! tysm though i appreciate it
Eraserhead: 👍
Izuku: wait how did u know lunch was cancelled
Izuku: ????
Izuku: aizawaaaaaaaaa
uravityyy!!!
Today 2:33 PM
Izuku: ochakooooo everyone is acting weird af i need you to be the voice of reason
Ochako: Okay well you really should have texted Tenya for that
Ochako: Also aren't you supposed to be teaching right now
Izuku: unimportant dwai
Izuku: (they're doing an exit ticket rn they think im checking my email)
Izuku: anyway are you going to karaoke tongiht
Ochako: Planning on it, why?
Ochako: Also they 100% know you are not checking your email, you have the worst poker face ever
Izuku: ok disregarding that libelous slander
Izuku: you dont happen 2 be making bets on my love life or anything like that do you
Ochako: I plead the fifth.
Izuku: so is that a yes ??
Ochako: Nope!
Izuku: so. ur not betting on my love life?
Ochako: I didn't say that.
Izuku: so you are.
Ochako: I don't think I said that either
Izuku: there is something Fundamentally wrong with u
Ochako: Wowwwww getting homophobic during pride month, are we?
Izuku: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT
Ochako: Lmao is that me
Ochako: Where do you even find these
Izuku: i plead the fifth.
Ochako: LMAOO
