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1. Two Idiots, One Flower, and a Lifetime of Happiness by Devious_Muffin

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • implied Bottom Harry Potter
   • hidden identities
   • Soulmates
   • Mutual Pining
   • One Night Stands
   • Miscommunication
   • Getting Together
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Fluff and Humor

   Summary

   Harry's continued notoriety after the war has made it nearly impossible to date, never mind falling in love. A pot of soil, his constant companion for the last few years, promises something special if given the right circumstance. He doesn't really believe in Soulmates, but he humors the idea of one, dutifully watering the never-sprouting plant. A chance encounter during one of his rare nights out does more than temporarily fill his aching loneliness; it changes Harry's mind.

   Or, how Harry and Draco bumble their way into a relationship, one mistake at a time.

   Written for Petals of Pride, 2026

   Series

   • Part 51 of Fests, Quests, and Masquerades

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