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1. Bad For My Heart (Good For Business) by vera_ba

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Kim Taehyung | V
   • Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Jeon Jungkook's Parents
   • Park Jimin's Parents (BTS)
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Rapper Jeon Jungkook
   • Idol Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Alpha Jeon Jungkook
   • Omega Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • barely any angst (for real this time)
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Shameless Smut
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Falling In Love
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • jungkook is every cringe rapper stereotype you can imagine
   • some wear their hearts on their sleeves
   • he wears it on his chest bc he is naked 24/7
   • jimin is diabolical but I support all his rights and wrongs and everyone who wrongs him deserves jail (including jungkook)
   • author isn’t biased (she is)
   • the first time these two fuck in a bed is when they’re forced to move in together
   • jungkook has beef with everyone and he WILL punch people
   • jungkook’s stereotypical rapper tattoos are very important to me
   • yes he does have an ugly ass lion head tattoo and he wears it with PRIDE
   • I need you to know that he considers all of his tats unironically cool
   • hot men get away with everything and it needs to STOP
   • jungkook is the representation of the kind of straight men who are so hot they never had to lift a finger to get bitches
   • jimin will make sure he makes up for it
   • no one has ever yearned lusted grinded as hard as jungkook does for jimin
   • Jeon Jungkook is Whipped
   • Jeon Jungkook is a Little Shit
   • But also
   • Park Jimin is a Little Shit (BTS)
   • Hate Sex
   • ok so now that we're on topic I'll add the necessary tags
   • Top Jeon Jungkook
   • Bottom Park Jimin (BTS)
   • protection? what protection
   • I hope you didn't expect safe sex in an unplanned pregnancy fic
   • jikook’s pup has jungkook’s eyes and jimin’s lips as written in the bible
   • also jimin’s attitude
   • jungkook is NOT the man of the house
   • the man of the house is their 1 yo daughter and jimin is her second in command
   • jimin is such a pain in the ass he turns jungkook into a decent man without meaning to
   • moral of the story: if you want to fix him just become worse than him
   • jimin has a tramp stamp and it slowly drives jungkook insane
   • this includes original rap lyrics a la jungkook and honestly jay park wishes he could write something like that
   • jk is a red flag turned green flag
   • and he has a massive flagpole too
   • it’s just jungkook and his jimin flavored vape against the world
   • closeted yearner jeon jungkook
   • jimin has long hair and he is a natural blonde idc
   • yes I do detail his pretty hairstyles yes it is that important to me
   • jimin is so ridiculously sexy in this one
   • jungkook you ain’t shit I’d have knocked him up faster
   • Jeon Jungkook and Park Jimin Being Idiots
   • What did I miss
   • Jeon Jungkook Has a Big Dick
   • and he mentions it in every song he writes god bless
   • Park Jimin Has a Nice Ass (BTS)
   • jungkook also mentions that in every song he writes
   • Slice of Life

   Summary

   BREAKING: Nation’s sweetheart idol Park Jimin and his boyfriend, rapper Jeon Jungkook—better known as JK—are expecting their first pup together.

   The only problem? Their relationship is entirely contractual and they can't stand each other. 

   or;

   With a fake relationship and a very real baby on board, omega Jimin and alpha Jungkook set out to convince the world they're in love. Somewhere along the way, they stop pretending.

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