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  1. Bear traps as dress shoes. by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    23 Jun 2026

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    A brief recap flashed in Mike's head.

    • Steve Harrington handed him a condom.
    • Mike picked a lock with the cap of a Bic pen.
    • Mike discovered what the prostate was.
    • Mike was currently inside of his best friend.
      • And somehow, all of this was less strange than battling interdimensional monsters.

    Mike reflects on life and trips over his own fucking feet at two school dances, five years apart.

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