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The nether civilization is a profesional buisness empire that controls the servers nether supplies and holds a monopoly over them. Its by far the most successful civilization currently. However... that image would definitely shatter once they see what happens in the nethers daily life.
"What do you mean you didint get the limited edition ultimate legendary chocolate strawberry cake from the famous bakery in capital city." Clown's crossed his arms while angrily looking at the low ranking guard he sent out a while ago
Although the guard was invis you could clearly see they were nervous.
The guard placed down a sign to communicate "by the time i got there the bakery was already sold out"
The guard took a step back so clownpierce could read it. Ferre who was passing by had gotten curious and decided to come over
"Hey guys, whats going on?" Ferre looked at the guard and then to clown
Clown sighed in disappointment before shifted his gaze over to Ferre "the guard i sent out to buy the limited edition ultimate legendary chocolate strawberry cake from capital city just came back and they told me it was already sold out..."
Ferre stared at clown with disbelief "is that actually the name of the cake"
"Yes" clown awnserd with a straight face and didint understand ferre's disbelief one bit "the name is completely normal?"
The guard took the chance to slowly walk out of the room and while clownpierce noticed he didint really care and let the guard leave
"Okay, you know what? Im just not going to question it anymore. What do we do with the new recruits. Usually we'd train them first, but with the amount of recruits after the invis mafia's fall, i doubt we'd have time to train all of them..."
Clown ponderd for a little before awnsering "we could always call my sister over to help"
Ferre blinked twice "since when did you have a sister?" Apperantly clownpierce have forgotten any mentions of a sister in the past
Clown stared in confusion "kaboodle. My sister... Have i never mention her before?" Clown walked out of the room with Ferre following him
"No?? Ive never even heard of anyone named kaboodle. Do branzy and mugm know about her and ive just been left in the dark or something?"
Clown and Ferre continued walking down the hallway passing several guards who were guarding rooms "branzy does. He's my husband after all why wouldnt he know?"
"What about mugm?" when Ferre asked that question, clown had looked at him like he just said something unusual "he dissapears from the nether regularly without saying anything. how was i going to tell him when i cant even find him?"
Ferre nodded in agreement "what do you think he's even doing right now?"
"Somewhere in the overworld fighting chungies or something"
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Prior to clown and ferre's conversation, mugm was infact not fighting chungies in the overworld. He's in the end and helping minutetech against his will with organizing chests
"Minute, where do i put the diamond blocks" mugm turned to look at minutetech
Minutetech looked around the room and pointed at the double chest's "Just put them in that chest to the corner over there"
The two voidlings continued organizing chests completely unaware of the discussion in the nether
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"Anyways, when is youre sister going to come by?" Ferre questioned clown
Clownpierce hummed in thought "probably in two days time"
"Thats a pretty short time" Ferre commented
Clown thought for a second before replying "Yea, but shes usually a few thousand blocks away from spawn area"
Clow and ferre stopped walking at a balcony overlooking the civilization. They could see people walking round and doing their own thing
"Huh. Hey by the way where's branzy? I havent seen him for a while" Ferre turned to look at clown while eating a golden carrot
"He's busy leading the builders on the expansion of the civilization remember? Last i remember he wont be around the castle for a while" clown looked down over the nether
"I forgot we were doing expansion"
"Yeah. The amount of people coming here and thinking they can just do that without consequences is to many so i thought it would be best if we Made more fortresses"
The nethers distant sound of lava filled the silence between Ferre and clownpierce, until clown broke it
"Can you believe they sold out on the limited edition ultimate legendary chocolate strawberry cake in just three days? I didint even get to taste the hype..."
"Bro. You're such a big back holy shit"
Clown immediately kicked Ferre off of the castle. Don't worry he lived.
The next day was relatively calm, until it wasnt.
"Who the hell decided it was a good idea to put tnt next to a redstone block!?" Ferre yelled at the room full of netherite players
No one confessed which only irritated Ferre furthur. Mugm, who had been with Ferre a while ago had a sneaking suspicion on who it was but didint say anything
"Okay, if no one speaks up im going to have to all on janitor duty." Ferre gave an annoyed look on every one of the guards followed by the guards loud accusations on eachoter.
The news eventually reached clownpierce and the guards got off with a warning on not being stupid and that sparked an argument between Ferre and clown that Mugm or the guards want to be apart of so they just quietly left