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fifia: megan yoonchae it’s 3 in the morning what are you two doing?
meggyolk: what r u enve talkntug about
rawrawraj: tung tung sahur
meggyolk: *raling
meggyolk: *talign
meggyolk: *talkgin
maYES!: honey you managed to only scramble the letter!
maYES!: good job
maYES!: headpats
meggyolk: *talking
meggyolk: FINALLY
meggyolk: ugh
chippychae: i’m making her listen to bts
fifia: oh okay!
fifia: one last song okay yoonchip?
avanzini bananini: stop texting i need to sleep
meggyolk: mute htephoen dani
avanzini bananini: ? megs say that again
rawrawraj: don’t you fear! your meimei translator is here
rawrawraj: “mute the phone dani”
avanzini bananini: no i Love and Cherish yall so i dont want to mute
meggyolk: this is a lie
chippychae: cherish my love
meggyolk: yes chaechae ma’am 🫡
fifia: that’s an illit song
meggyolk: oh
rawrawraj: ?????
rawrawraj: “chaechae ma’am”
rawrawraj: whipped
maYES!: gay
rawrawraj: has sm to say while probably making out with sophia in her room
fifia: NO WE’RE NOT MAKING OUT??
maYES!: ur js jealous u dont have anybody to make out with
fifia: MANON STOP
maYES!: yes ma’am
meggyolk: gay
rawrawraj: ur gay ass aint talking either
rawrawraj: yoonchae didn’t even reply to sophia about one last bts song
rawrawraj: ctfu
rawrawraj: too busy being gay
fifia: let my child be happy
maYES!: happy and gay
rawrawraj: you js said that cuz i clocked ur gay ass
fifia: SHUT UP
avanzini bananini: manon i woke up and you aren’t in the room
avanzini bananini: where’d you go
chippychae: she’s in my room i’m in megan and lara’s
rawrawraj: i’m turning homophobic
rawrawraj: i’m on the couch
rawrawraj: how dare global popstar sensation lara raj not have a bed
avanzini bananini: gofundme for lara’s bed
chippychae: doesn’t she have one?
rawrawraj: YES I DO AND YOU’RE SITTING ON IT
meggyolk: rhy are you scarmin at by yooncahip
meggyolk: 😡
rawrawwraj: bitch no tf i’m not
avanzini bananini:glob star rawrawraj translate for me please
rawrawraj: “why are you screaming at my yoonchip”
maYES!: just gay af asf as fuck
avanzini bananini: what
avanzini bananini: my yoonchip?
avanzini bananini: my baby yoonchip isn’t an item
fifia: dani go back to sleep
fifia: the lack of sleep is frying your brain
avanzini bananini: whatever you saw user fifa
avanzini bananini: LMAOOO WHY DID IT CORRECT TO FIFA
rawrawraj: sophia elizabeth guevara laforteza in the world cup this year
rawrawraj: who’s watching
chippychae:me!
maYES!: what if she’s playing against korea
chippychae: oh
chippychae: nevermind then!
meggyolk: mind me?
chippychae: i don’t know what that means but yes
fifia: why are yall flirting in front of me
avanzini bananini: how could you say that to your own child!?
rawrawraj: dani ur too str8 for ts i fear
avanzini bananini: you want me to strip??
rawrawraj: NO
rawrawraj: DANI GO TO BED PLS 3AM IS NOT GOOD FOR U
maYES!: yes dani go to bed please
avanzini bananini: I WAS GOING TO BUT SOMEONE IS PIUDING ON RHE DOOR
rawrawraj: it’s me
rawrawraj: let me in
rawrawraj: i’m freezing
avanzini bananini: no i’m curled up and too comfortable
rawrawraj: i’m going to start dancing to it’s me infront of your door
fifia: LARA NO
fifia: my room is right under yours
fifia: *manon’s
meggyolk: wait lara me too
meggyolk: lalalala just say i’m your fav!
chippychae: yes<3
fifia: yoonchae go to bed i will deal with you tmr
chippychae: noooo i want to dance with megan
maYES!: sophia we have day off tmr let my kid dance
chippychae: pretty please miss pretty beautiful gorgeous smart brilliant talented sophia elizabeth guevara larforteza leader
fifia: megn what did you do to my baby
meggyolk: i sang rock-a-bye baby to her
meggyolk: ahe kjuejs me aclineg her baby
fifia: …
maYES!: i mean fair i like being called baby too
rawrawraj: omg yall are evolving meimei translator will be out of work soon
rawrawraj: anyways
rawrawraj: waves aggressively from single island
rawrawraj: wait does aggressive have 2 ss or 1 s
fifia: 1
maYES!: omg lara you have 2 ss for 2 ss and 1 s for 1 s
meggyolk: peanius
avanzini bananini: penis?
meggyolk: and i’m the dyslexic one
meggyolk: peak + genius
chippychae: peanius word
meggyolk: thanks chae:3
rawrawraj: thank you thank you
avanzini bananini: sophia do you still have the muzzle for your dogs lara is singing daisy bell at my door
rawrawraj: LET ME IN
avanzini bananini: no be Cold and Gay and Sleepless
rawrawraj: L