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    TMZ @TMZ

    Star Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov seen in Montréal a day before team is set to arrive for game this Friday. Rumors state he is there to see rival Shane Hollander. Read more here

    Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Right cause we're lovers Ilya Rozanov @worldsbesthockeyplayer If the tape matches…

     

    OR Ilya decides the best way to avoid the public realizing him and Shane are dating is to purposely post about him and Shane dating. Shane has a (temporary) aneurysm. It works.

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    Hollander for President @justlookatthosefreckles
    ALERT! ALERT! Hollander has a personality! ALERT! ALERT!

    The Montréal Voyagers @montréalvoyagers
    Captain Shane Hollander when asked about upcoming second round playoff game against the Boston Bears: "The Bears are a very strong team and I have a lot of respect for their Captain. We just want to play the best hockey we can against them and stay strong as a team…Of course I'm personally conflicted about the match considering Rozanov is my longtime lover."

     

    Hollanov On Top @hollanovisreal
    I'm not even shipping when I say this but Hollander participating in this joke (although I have my suspicious…) is the most personality we've gotten from the guy in forever, he and Rozanov have to be at least friendly, right?!

    Zoe @rozanovgimmeonechance
    Obligatory they are lovers! you are all blind! to you trying to slip your shipping in

    Kat @ducksanywherebutarow
    You do have a point, they have to at least talked about going along with/acknowledging it

     

    Joseph @joe1976
    I don't get involved with all this nonsense online but I was at the Bears vs Voyagers Game 6 and I saw Hollander and Rozanov in the parking lot after the Bears lost and they got into the same car?

    Liz @ottawamyloves
    And they were…car mates?

    Hollanov On Top @hollanovisreal
    I have something to say but everyone needs to be real open minded…

    Landry Lover @worldsleastfavoritelesbian
    THEY CARPOOL! THEY ARE LOVERS! YOU ARE ALL BLIND!

    Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
    Am I? Ilya Rozanov's Lover?!

    Ilya Rozanov @worldsbesthockeyplayer
    Yes you give me ride, is only explanation.

    Bella @hollanderandrozanovsittinginatree
    The straight men have gotten involved in TapeGate, EVERYONE DUCK!

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    Ilya Rozanov @worldsbesthockeyplayer
    While I have enjoyed and honored my time in Boston, without them I would not be the player I am today, today I am announcing that I will not be extending my contract with Boston. Instead, I will be continuing my career with the Ottawa Centaurs.

    I understand that this decision will come as a shock and will upset many people. I still cherish every single one of my fans in Boston and hope you do not see this move as a betrayal.

    Many people will have questions about why I have signed with Ottawa, and to that I say the answer is obvious, I moved because Shane Hollander and I are secret gay lovers. Is only explanation that makes sense, our tape matches.

     

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    Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
    Can't wait to be secret lovers with you full time

     

    Liz @ottawamyloves
    WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE! PRAISE THE LORD

     

    Micheal @thetapedoesmatchtho
    Okay but what if I said he—

    Bella @hollanderandrozanovsittinginatree
    They got him

    DD @chronicallyconfused
    Y'all are such jokes I can't

     

    Zoe @rozanovgimmeonechance
    His future PR manager is STRESSED

     

    Boston's #1 Fan @marrymerozanov
    Oh. I—Am I an Ottawa fan now?

    Bood's BBQ @atleasttheylookliketheyrehavingfun
    JOIN US

     

    Boston's #1 Fan @marrymerozanov
    We all joke but with Roz's latest statement I think we need to revisit the original tweet, because like, it kinda sounds like Roz!?!?! First Lily sounds a lot like Ilya right, and then her tweet has a lot of the same grammar mistakes and cadences that Rozanov uses?

    Hollanov On Top @hollanovisreal
    Wait so you're saying Rozanov made the original tweet from a burner account, and then confirmed that tweet was true on his official account?

    Boston's #1 Fan @marrymerozanov
    Yes

    Hollanov On Top @hollanovisreal
    This is going on the doc

    Zoe @rozanovgimmeonechance
    Okay but even if that's true, which I will admit isn't entirely ridiculous, that Lily account had been posting Hollander and Hollanov fan stuff for years?! I checked and the first post is back in 2009?!

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