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1. Joffrey the Golden by Paranoid_Dr01d

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   01 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sansa Stark/Aegon II Targaryen
   • Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Aegon II Targaryen
   • Cersei Lannister
   • Robert Baratheon
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Tyrion Lannister
   • Sansa Stark
   • Ned Stark
   • Arya Stark
   • Jon Snow
   • Time Travel
   • Alternate Universe - Time Travel
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Constructive Criticism Welcome

   Summary

   It took him an embarrassingly long time to realize what happened. Only when they expected him to use a wet nurse's teat for its intended purpose did the reality of his situation hit him.

   He was a babe. A newborn babe.

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   Aegon II reborn as Joffrey "Baratheon". Believing his second life to be a test from the Gods, Aegon vows to be the best king there ever was. Sadly, he is very bad at being good.

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   English

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   9/?

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