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1. what you don't ask, i won't mention now come for me like you mean it by OnlyHereforPorn, Str4b3rryb1tch

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Hank McCoy
   • Jean Grey
   • Scott Summers
   • Buck "Fat Gandalf" (Marvel)
   • minor OCs
   • Slow Burn
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Alternate Universe - Rock Band
   • Jealousy
   • Trans Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Genderqueer Character
   • Wade is uhhh figuring some stuff out
   • Wade Wilson Needs a Hug
   • T4T Wade/Logan
   • Ohio
   • Cunnilingus
   • Marijuana
   • Drugged Sex
   • The burn was slow for them but not for y'all you're welcome they have been pussyfooting around for the last seven months
   • Getting Together
   • Coming in Pants
   • Coming from giving head
   • Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Wade Wilson
   • Nashville
   • cowboy boots
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Implied Relationships
   • Love Confessions
   • Trans Male Character
   • Come Eating
   • Come Swallowing
   • Spit Kink
   • Water Sex
   • Watersports
   • Piss Kink
   • Oral Sex
   • Beach Sex
   • don't drink and drive
   • Seriously don't fucking do that

   Summary

   His phone pings four times rapid succession, and he cracks a grin as he unlocks it to see the messages.

   seriouslyy they’re making me fucking autograph shit
   who wants autographed drum sticks
   didnt band merch used to be like,,,, good?
   don’t answert that you probs remember like, beatles merch
   Logan laughs an actual, real life laugh.

   Who gave you my fucking number, Wade? Hopefully this plane crashes and I can stop reading the stupid shit you feel like texting me.

   He really wants to flirt with Wade, as easily as Wade seems to flirt with Logan, but no. Wade isn’t interested, and Logan’s not desperate. And he’s got rules about these things.

   Series

   • Part 6 of junopers piss chronicles 2026

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