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1. WANNA GET BETTER? by MrShepherdCriesAlot

   Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Jack Hammer | Weasel & Wade Wilson
   • Harry Osborn & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Jack Hammer | Weasel
   • Harry Osborn
   • Green Goblin (Marvel)
   • Mobster Kingpin
   • Ben Urich
   • J. Jonah Jameson
   • Identity Porn
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Wade Wilson Needs a Hug
   • Wade Wilson's White and Yellow Thought Boxes
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
   • I am a cat and comic accuracy is my yarn ball
   • a little from here a little from over there
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • BAMF Peter Parker
   • BAMF Wade Wilson
   • No beta we die like Uncle Ben
   • Dead Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel)
   • Past Trauma
   • Night Terrors
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to kill Spider-Man, but he needs more information. Luckily, Peter Parker seems like just the photographer to give it to him.
   Unluckily, Deadpool is far from the only person trying to pull off the whole 'kill Spider-Man' schtick

    

   Spider-Man is reaching his wit's end, doing the same thing for a decade and a half tends to do that to a man. He's wrung out, exhausted, and just about ready to throw in the towel.
   Seriously! If even one more guy tries to come after him, he might just give in completely. One person! That's all it would take! And he'd be down for good!

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   English

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