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Dark as the hue of pine needles.
It's the color of the shiny backs of some beetles.
A man uses the color to paint his fiddle.
It might even be the answer to someone's riddle.
It's the color of leaves even if time lasts only for a little.
It can be the color of a Skittle.
The perfect color for nails and glitter.
Someone might pick it for the color of yarn if they are a knitter.
It tends to be the color of lime therefore represents things bitter.
The color tends to go along with protesting litter.
You may turn this color if someone wins while you're a quitter.
Maybe it's time to make this poem come to a quit?
But I haven't even begun to say how it can even be the color of your mitts!
Or how this color may be your perfect fit.
For your personality or outfits.
All you would need to do is just commit.
It can even be the color of your tool kit.
It can also be the color of your drill bit.
If the Riddler isn't in this color he is probably a counterfeit!
Though if the man's hair is a dark version of this color it's probably the Joker, just a little tidbit.
Poison Ivy skin and outfit the same color as the tar pit.
It's all very confusing since the color blends them all in and if you get to close Poison Ivy will throw a fit!
Bless the poor biology university students in the dark shade of this color uniforms that watch Poison Ivy’s plants while she’s in Arkham, it looks more like they babysit.
If you ever see Mr. Freeze cheeks turn this color because he is an angry hypocrite.
By chance you see a vigilante in Gotham turn this shade it's probably because Nightwing is in his “holy writ.”
If you get a small Robin with this hue of envy you should just give him a banna split.
Just don’t ask what's in the Red Hood’s bag if you don’t want to turn this color sick, and just nod along and agree that he runs a business that is “totally legit”.
Never try to steal Poisonous Ivy’s plants no matter how beautiful of this color they are, there is no way outwitting.
Killer Croc is this shade and loves biting.
Poisons Ivy’s beautifully lush dark hue color of veins she has been seen knitting
with multiple times. Just because there is a color go of this light does mean that mean that when the Batmobile is there its permitting
you. The tall color of this Robin is actually good at babysitting!
...Don’t tell anyone I told you this but there is someone up in that clocktower that can help you get anything, just look for the color of crystals to see if she is busy or not...shes really really good at counterfeiting.
...Is that a dark rainbow Batman with a color version of Superman over there sitting?
Now the Unicorn Vomit Batman TM and Moss Monster Superman are childishly hitting...