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1. A Funerary Wedding by MediocreMillie

   Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Rook/Emmrich Volkarin
   • Rook (Dragon Age)
   • Emmrich Volkarin
   • Varric Tethras
   • Cassandra Pentaghast
   • Taash (Dragon Age)
   • Brother Ferdinand Genitivi
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Meet-Ugly
   • The ugliest meet-ugly
   • Mortician Emmrich
   • Blizzards & Snowstorms
   • Smut
   • Hate Sex
   • more like extremely annoyed sex
   • Sassy Emmrich Volkarin
   • Soft Dom Emmrich Volkarin
   • Sex in a Chantry
   • The author misses playing the organ regularly and it shows
   • Cassandra Pentaghast/Varric Tethras (background) - Freeform
   • Forced Proximity
   • Blow Jobs
   • Did I mention the loaded casket just hanging out in the background
   • Sexy glasses
   • Banter
   • Dirty Talk
   • Nipple Play
   • Oral Sex

   Summary

   A wedding musician and a mortician with an occupied casket enter a chantry during a snowstorm.

   An explosively nasty meet-ugly, a dead car battery, and a power outage later, they find themselves trapped together for the night.

   Will they be able to resist the allure of *shared body heat*? Or will they strangle each other first?

   Featuring a sassy and slightly bitchy Emmrich Volkarin and the impudent, antagonistic Maren Mercar.

   This is a completed work and will be 3 chapters total, updating every couple of days as I edit.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   21,196

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   35

   Kudos:

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