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  1. conflict & compromise by

    Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011), La La Land (2016)  

    28 Jun 2026

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    "I find you attractive, you find me attractive. I don’t like you, you don’t like me, so we don’t need to pretend this is anything other than scratching an itch one time. You scratch my back, I scratch yours, kinda thing. And, you know, not to get into it, but…I’m very good. You won’t be disappointed.”

    For a long moment, Sebastian is silent. Those twin eyebrow creases had grown deeper and deeper the longer Jacob spoke, once he realized how dead serious Jacob was. Finally, he says through gritted teeth, “I don’t find you attractive.”

    Jacob rolls his eyes. “Sebastian, don’t say no based on a lie. If you want to say no, then say no, but don’t lie about it.”

    Sebastian has an old problem, and Jacob gets a new neighbor.

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