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The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
[BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

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Jane
Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
And can I just say…
Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

(the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette)

Notes:

timeline-wise, this is set after the cottage but during the pre-season. so shane’s in montreal and ilya’s still in boston. also please don’t take this fic too seriously it’s all for fun <3

happy reading!

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The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial

[BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

https://hockeybuzz.net/leaked-boston-raiders-messages/

#HockeyBuzz #BostonRaiders #NHL

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Raiders’ Den

April 21, 2015

2:30 pm

Rozanov

[sent two photos]

workout’s done 👍🏻

Carmichael

DADDYYYY

Marlow

shit rozy bend over for me baby 🥵

let me lick the sweat off of you

St-Simon

Captain!!!! Holy shit

Can you send that again but with your shirt off please pretty please

Rozanov

[sent one photo]

St-Simon

Imso fucking hard right now

Give me two minutes alone with you I swear I’ll make your time worthwhile

Rozanov

😝

Marlow

babe stop sending them your shirtless pics i thought that privilege was reserved for me :(

Raiders’ Den

July 7, 2016

10:48 pm

Carmichael

hey guys

okay so i’m sexting this really gorgeous chick right now

and i wanna send a dick pic but i need advice on whether my dick actually looks good

Rozanov

send

let me see

Sebbin

SENDDD

Carmichael

[sent one photo]

do my balls look weird be honest like i’m really self-conscious about my balls 

Marlow

balls look fine as fuck dude

i’d suck that #tbh

Sebbin

fuck carmy let me choke on that thick cock next time you’re over

Carmichael

thanks man you guys are such good friends

Rozanov

the balls aren’t the problem why the fuck are you gripping your dick like that

and the lighting could be better

let me demonstrate for you idiots

[sent one photo]

Sebbin

WOAH

St-Simon

Shit wait that’s actually so much better than Carmy’s

Carmichael

HEY!

but ok. i see it. thanks cap

permission to save your dick pic and use it as reference?

Rozanov

👍🏻

Raiders’ Den

February 14, 2015

9:12 pm

Connors

If you guys could make out sloppy style with anyone on the team who would it be

Marlow

roz 100%

Sebbin

roz

Hammersmith

Roz. All those women must have good reason for constantly hooking up with him

Carmichael

roz kisses like a fucking god bro i remember seeing him make out and grind against this girl once and i felt the ghost of his tongue down my fucking throat

Dubek

Shit dude I’d make out with all of you if I could

Kane

nothing’s stopping you baby come over rn

Rozanov

probably marly

Marlow

fuck rozy i’m honored

be there in 10 😏💦

Raiders’ Den

August 21, 2016

4:37 pm

Marlow

bros i have a real hot date this weekend

[sent two photos]

which pants look better on me

Dubek

SEXY

Rozanov

first one makes your ass look fat as fuck

buy that one

Carmichael

the second is a good color

but cap is right, the first one fits you better

has me feeling gay as hell dude not gonna lie i’d tap that

St-Simon

Shit Marly just go without the pants you’d look sexy as fuck anyway

Marlow

thanks guys ❤️

Kane

dude we have nearly the same leg routine how are your thighs so much thicker than mine

wanna put my head between them and let you crush my skull 😝😝

Marlow

aww fuck man i’d cancel this date and take you out to dinner instead if i could

Kane

i’m free sunday @ 8 pm ‼️

 


 

boston’s babe @raiders1stfan

you know when i saw the words “inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content” i was so ready for my heart to break from discovering that the raiders are a bunch of misogynistic lizard-brained porn addicts. but instead i see… [checks notes] them thirsting over each OTHER?

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solar! @rozsfave

genuinely nothing could have prepared me for what i was about to read when i clicked on that link

81 @raidersDNI

like hello… @RaidersOfficial is there something you’d like to tell us? pride month may be over but it’s not too late to come out

raiders enthusiast @puckproganda

no because they were full-on exchanging DICK PICS in there like is this some aggressively heterosexual gymbro thing or are they kinda 🏳️‍🌈⁉️

Matthew @BroHockey

Replying to @puckproganda Not everything has to be gay. My friends and I joke about sucking each other’s dicks too, but it’s just for fun. We don’t mean that.

raiders enthusiast @puckproganda

Replying to @BroHockey i think this might be helpful for you guys ❤️ https://www.lgbt.org/am-i-gay-straight-bisexual-quiz

 


 

rozly apologist @ilyilya

honestly i was always just shipping roz and marly for shits and giggles but after seeing those leaked texts… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore guys….

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lexi | raiders lover @hrtsrii

i’m so serious when i say that they MUST have explored each other’s bodies before

cliff + ilya @rozlyfans

oh this rozly shit was never just a joke to me. fellas is it gay to want to bend your beloved captain over

boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

#LetCliffAndIlyaMakeOutSloppyStyle!!!!

rozly apologist @ilyilya

Replying to @raidersdaily #tbh i’d pay such good money to see that. BRING IN THE CUCK CHAIR

boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

Replying to @ilyilya y’know what roz and marlow are such freaks they’d probably be into that

alexa 🏑 @svtmeal

Replying to @raidersdaily like can we all take a moment to read these texts please

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Raiders’ Den

May 21, 2015

1:27 pm

Marlow

rozyyyy @Rozanov

ok so you know how you have the fattest dump truck ass i’ve ever seen on a man

please drop the glute routine bro i can’t stop staring at your cheeks

how do i make mine look like that

Rozanov

not everyone can be blessed with a body as sexy as mine

Connors

Your complete lack of humility never fails to amaze me, Cap

Rozanov

but the secret is elevated kettlebell squats

and lots and lots of ground beef

Marlow

i’m a visual learner bro you gotta show me

Rozanov

🙄

give me a minute

[sent one video]

the things i do for you marly

Marlow

FUCKKKK

actually roz i think i’m more of a hands on learner 😝

Connors

Jesus Christ HOW DOES IT JIGGLE LIKE THAT

Raiders’ Den

November 17, 2015

12:43 am

Marlow

dudes

i swear to god i think roz is jerking off in the shower rn

Sebbin

send pics or it didn’t happen

Hammersmith

This is exactly why I never room with Cap

Marlow

no because the hotel walls are SO THIN

i can literally hear him moaning rn

fuck why is it kinda hot actually

Connors

If we lose against fucking Montreal later because y’all are awake talking about our Captain jerking off I’m killing all of you and then myself in the most epic display of murder-suicide the world has ever seen

Marlow

take that back rn connors we are NOT losing

 

9:12 am

Rozanov

marly if you wanted to join all you had to do was ask 😘

Marlow

FUCK

Carmichael

ugh favoritism. what about the rest of us?

Kane

c’mere carmy baby we can shower together

Carmichael

omw 😈

 


 

rae 🫧 @hockeyluvs

don’t be a coward @HockeyBuzzOfficial UNBLUR THOSE DICK PICS

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rae 🫧 @hockeyluvs

omg Who Said That

solar! @rozsfave

girl you know damn well

raiders 4ever!! @puckaround

those blurred squares are genuinely haunting me like let us in hello???

⭐️ @raidersgirl

whole ass professional hockey team btw… these boys are NOT real

cliff’s gf (REAL) @marlowdefender

listen i'm not saying the raiders should start an onlyfans but i'm also not NOT saying that

Matthew @BroHockey

I kind of want those dick pics too. But only so that I can see how Rozanov takes them and use it as a guide

rae 🫧 @hockeyluvs

Replying to @BroHockey my brother in christ….

 


 

addie @chanbaektgt

Guys I’m new to hockey is this normal

wilson 🍄 @centercap

nah the raiders are just weird as fuck

addie @chanbaektgt

Replying to @centercap First day of being a raiders fan… she had no idea they were gonna play in her face

 


 

Jane ❤️

Today

10:42 am

Jane

Have you seen the news?

Call me when you see this

 

10:50 am

Jane

Okay, so. I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done

And can I just say…

Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too

But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

And why the FUCK have your teammates gotten so up close and personal with your dick??

Why are you sending them dick pics in the first place???

 

12:13 pm

Lily

shane what

this is so many words so early in the morning

Jane

It’s 12 pm, baby

And please delete that first message. We don’t know what else could be leaked from your phone. I was waiting for you to wake up so I could delete mine too

I’m worried for your team, are management mad at you?

Lily

???

wait

oh shit

ohmy god sweetheart it’s not what you think

 


 

ilya’s bisexual fans @81pilled

can we talk about how roz’s phone was supposedly hacked and the ONLY thing that ends up leaked is the raiders gc. i mean not saying it’s a bad thing considering roz might have some pretty incriminating stuff on his phone but literally why not leak anything else

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boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

wait omg. i didn’t even think about that because i was so distracted by all the dick-pic-sharing and ass-complimenting and other Homoerotic Behaviors

amber 🌙 @shaneGOAT

RIGHT LIKE why is it ONLY the gc?? where are the dms?? the photos?? the private convos?? i say this with fondness in my heart but ilya rozanov is a SLUT and surely there must have been other scandalous content on his phone???

2481 @hollanov

and WHERE are the secret hollanov texts!!!

boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

Replying to @hollanov girl you’re in enemy territory here

#rozly @ilyanation

the hacker saw the gc and was like yep this is enough. this is all the world needs to see.

suki @luvraids

no i genuinely think the hacker was looking for something juicier but they saw the gc and was so shocked they leaked it without even reading anything else

janice ⛸️ @hockeydates

okay but what if the hacker was just cliff. what if he leaked the gc himself for attention

suki @luvraids

Replying to @hockeydates don't give him ideas….

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81

Replying to @hockeydates marly is an idiot he barely knows how to change his lockscreen

ilya’s bisexual fans @81pilled

Replying to @rozanov81 ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV ???2$?

suki @luvraids

Replying to @rozanov81 king do you have anything to say about the leaks ????

 


 

go raiders! @bostonsfinest

omg the raiders are fr in a polycule like

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lesbian shane hollander @lgbtshaney

i’ve never been so confused by men in my life. are they teammates? are they all secretly fucking? are they just really supportive bros? the world may never know

go raiders! @bostonsfinest

Replying to @lgbtshaney yes to all of the above apparently. like they’re teammates AND they’re secretly fucking AND they’re also really supportive bros

Karen @hockey1997

You shippers are fucking delusional. The Raiders are REAL PEOPLE and it’s disgusting to assume that they’re all sleeping with each other. Stop using them for your sick fantasies.

go raiders! @bostonsfinest

Replying to @hockey1997 bff have you SEEN the texts. we’re not assuming anything like they’re shipping themselves at this point

lesbian shane hollander @lgbtshaney

Replying to @hockey1997 and why do you say its disgusting for a bunch of men to be hooking up are you homophobic ?!

 


 

lexi | raiders lover @hrtsrii

do the raiders even talk about hockey in their groupchat omg 😭😭😭

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A|1 OUT NOW!! @jeonghanity

well. there are like 782 screenshots of leaked texts in the article and the CLOSEST they’ve come to talking about hockey are these

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Raiders’ Den

September 12, 2014

8:21 am

Rozanov

we will work on penetrating the zone for practice today

our entries are too fucking slow

Marlow

baby i can penetrate your zone just fine 😏😏

Hammersmith

Jesus Marly keep it in your pants

Raiders’ Den

February 23, 2015

10:47 pm

Sebbin

Hey Cap, can we work on stick handling during training tomorrow?

Rozanov

yes

your grip needs work

Sebbin

I’ve been practicing though!

Rozanov

clearly not enough

Dubek

Hey Roz, my stick handling improved though, didn’t it?

Kane’s been helping me 😏😏

He’s got a stick only I can handle

Kane

aww bro stop i’ll blush

your grip is 10/10 i’ll give you that

 


 

marie @xoxomarlow

for the love of all things good i hope cliff marlow is genuinely attracted to women because these leaked texts are lowkey making me fall in love with him

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sebbin’s wife @sebs4ever

babe i think you might wanna refine your tastes a little…

marie @xoxomarlow

Replying to @sebs4ever SEBBIN IS LITERALLY NO BETTER

 


 

cliff + ilya @rozlyfans

“baby i can penetrate your zone just fine” bottom ilya confirmed ????

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#rozly @ilyanation

marlow was actually crazy for that like does he know the rozly ao3 writers are getting to work rn

cliff + ilya @rozlyfans

Replying to @ilyanation I’VE PRAYEDDD FOR DAYS LIKE THESE

Aaron @puckpower

This is so fucking disgusting. Rozanov would be repulsed by so-called “fans” like you gross perverts

cliff + ilya @rozlyfans

Replying to @puckpower listen if ilya rozanov is on ao3 searching for fics about getting his asshole finger-blasted by his teammate then that’s on HIM

#rozly @ilyanation

Replying to @puckpower and even if he does come across something like this then he can just look at his bank account and feel better idk

 


 

ADMIRALS STANLEY CUP WINNERS!! @hunterhq

ugh i don’t know how to explain it but i feel like the raiders gc leak is a dig on scott hunter. like of COURSE the raiders, captained by the nhl’s biggest asshole, would be mocking hunter for coming out

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boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

mind you these texts are from BEFORE hunter even came out

ADMIRALS STANLEY CUP WINNERS!! @hunterhq

Replying to @raidersdaily but what if rozanov knew about hunter being gay before hunter even came out?? he could have plotted this and manipulated / bribed his teammates into acting “gay” just to get under hunter’s skin

janice ⛸️ @hockeydates

Replying to @hunterhq please say sike rn

boston’s #1 @raidersdaily

Replying to @hunterhq with all respect to hunter, i do NOT think rozanov cares about him that much to be doing all that 😭😭

sebbin’s wife @sebs4ever

maybe the raiders are just horny as fuck and like thirsting over each other, ever thought of that?

Ryan Carmichael ✅ @bostonsryan

Replying to @sebs4ever hell yeah bro

sebbin’s wife @sebs4ever

Replying to @bostonsryan ???? HELLO

 


 

hollanov 4ever!! @captainsquared

ok so how do i make the raiders leak about hollanov

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cliff’s gf (REAL) @marlowdefender

nurse she’s out again….

 


 

Jane ❤️

Today

12:30 pm

Jane

I guess I can’t be TOO mad since we weren’t even together back then

But can I just ask… have you actually hooked-up with your teammates before?

Lily

NO

i would rather chop off my fucking dick

Jane

Please don’t. I quite like your dick.

And so does the rest of your team apparently… 😒

Lily

noooo shane no!!

we were all just messing around

i am 98% sure all the other raiders are straight and this is just how they talk

straight men are fucking weird ok

Jane

Be careful with names! I can’t handle any more of your texts getting leaked

And only 98%? What happened to the other 2%?

Lily

well.

marly kind of kissed me during new year’s last year

but he was drunk as shit i promise

Jane

😠

I’m going to fucking blow Cliff up the next time I see him

Lily

sweetheart please. i only love you

and i really want marly to be the best man in our wedding :(

Jane

Oh

Oh fuck stop I’m gonna start tearing up

You want to marry me?

Lily

of course

who else if not you?

Jane

Fuck

I love you so much

I guess Cliff can live… for now…

But he’s on thin fucking ice

Do you know people are talking about him fingering your asshole over there on Twitter?

Lily

never in my life would i have thought i’d see those words in that order in this context

they are talking about WHAT???

Jane

All the Raiders fans are convinced you bottom for Cliff!

Do you get how irritated that makes me feel?

If you ever end up bottoming for anyone, it should be ME

Lily

…fuck that’s so hot

am i all yours, hollander?

Jane

Don’t you dare think otherwise, Rozanov.

Lily

🥰

and what happened to being careful with names?

Jane

Trust me, I’m deleting anything that might point to our identities

I hate it but

We have to

Any update on management yet?

Lily

oh yes

surprisingly they are not too mad at us

says they are “disappointed, but not surprised”

a statement will be posted soon

Jane

Okay. Okay that’s good then ❤️

 


 

Susan Smith @hockeymom4life

Saw the news today and I am so disappointed in the Boston Raiders. My 10-year-old son looks up to these players and this is the example they're setting? Disgusting.

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Carol Johnson @carolhockeyfan

I agree. My son also plays hockey and now I'm terrified of what's in his group chats. If this is how professionals act, what are the kids doing?

Ron @ronhockeydad

The Raiders are an embarrassment to the sport. Real men don't act like this. They should be very ashamed of themselves.

Julia P. @juliapuck

I used to think the Raiders were a respectable organization. Now I see they're just a bunch of perverts who can't keep their hands off each other. My daughter will NOT be watching them anymore.

⭐️ @raidersgirl

Replying to @juliapuck ma'am your daughter is probably writing fanfiction about them as we speak

Julia P. @juliapuck

Replying to @raidersgirl Excuse me?

 


 

i love ilya rozanov @ilyaforever

I really hope those Raiders leaks are fake :((

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connors <3 @raiderscup

out of curiosity, why? /genq

i love ilya rozanov @ilyaforever

Replying to @raiderscup I’m a really big fan of Ilya and I hate that other people, even his teammates, are looking at him so sexually. And all those jokes about the Raiders hooking up and flirting with each other are so triggering to me. I can't scroll without seeing someone talk about Cliff Marlow touching him or whatever. It makes me physically ill.

connors <3 @raiderscup

Replying to @ilyaforever okay…

boston’s babe @raiders1stfan

Replying to @ilyaforever you do know rozanov is a grown man, right? and those are his TEAMMATES, his friends. i’m sure roz is perfectly fine with them acting like that 😭

i love ilya rozanov @ilyaforever

Replying to @raiders1stfan I don’t care. If Ilya actually dated anyone I’d put my head down the toilet and try to die

i love ilya rozanov @ilyaforever

Replying to @raiders1stfan Can you guys stop making fun of me please. I can’t help my feelings and you guys in the replies are making me feel like shit so thanks I guess

 


 

cliff fans international @misterchuu

raiders management probably having the worst day of their lives rn

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81 @raidersDNI

pr must be working their ASSES of i hope they get the raise they deserve

raiders enthusiast @puckproganda

like how do you explain to the general public that your stanley-cup winning professional hockey team currently has a group chat that looks like everyone’s just fucking each other

Cliff Marleau @officialmarlow

lemme just say i'm not gonna apologize for being a supportive teammate! if that means complimenting my bros' bodies and giving honest feedback on their dicks then so be it. i stand by everything i said

cliff fans international @misterchuu

Replying to @officialmarlow hey babe, have you heard of the word “bisexual”?

 


 

Boston Raiders ✅ @RaidersOfficial

We are aware of the unauthorized release of private team communications.

While many of the messages being circulated are authentic, they were obtained illegally and shared without the consent of those involved. The conversations reflect private exchanges between teammates from several years ago and do not represent the current values or professional standards we expect in public-facing communications.

As a result, all players will be undertaking mandatory training sessions on professional workplace conduct, appropriate digital communication, and harassment prevention.

We ask that the privacy of our players be respected while the organization continues to investigate the security breach.

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lexi | raiders lover @hrtsrii

NOOOO FREE THEM

marie @xoxomarlow

mandatory harassment prevention training is about to kill the funniest hockey team alive

cliff’s gf (REAL) @marlowdefender

i NEED footage of this training session @rozanov81 @officialmarlow i can trust you on this right

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81

Replying to @marlowdefender 🤐

+ marly’s been banned from social media

cliff’s gf (REAL) @marlowdefender

Replying to @rozanov81 FUCK

alexa 🏑 @svtmeal

honestly... nothing in those screenshots suggested anyone was uncomfortable, but i guess this could be good for them? 😭

Karen @hockey1997

I don't care if they consented to talking like that. Professional athletes should behave professionally.

⭐️ @raidersgirl

Replying to @hockey1997 girl they were in a PRIVATE group chat not holding a press conference 😭

Grindr ✅ @grindr

If any of the Boston Raiders are looking for a more... appropriate platform to share their phallic portraits, we know a guy. Or several. 😉

suki @luvraids

Replying to @grindr ????????

 


 

Jane ❤️

Today

5:12 pm

Jane

So.

How was the seminar?

Lily

well. they showed us screenshots of our own texts as examples of what not to do

i had to sit there and look at my own dick on a powerpoint

Jane

Again, WHY on god’s green earth were you sending your teammates photos of your dick???

Lily

they asked for help!

i was just being a good captain

Jane

🙄

Lily

aw sweetheart don’t be jealous

will it make you feel better if i send the pic to you too

Jane

…Yes. A little.

Lily

[sent one photo]

😈

Jane

Oh wow

Fuck okay, that’s a really good picture

I’m so fucking mad fucking CARMICHAEL got that before I did

Lily

you are sooo hot when angry

switch to facetime?

Jane

Please

 


 

lucy 🏳️‍🌈 @raidersontop

y’all i was mia for ONE DAY and i come back to the entire raiders gc being LEAKED??

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Notes:

i’ve seen a lot of discourse on hrtwt lately about ai-generated fics so i would like to state that this work is NOT ai. all mistakes are my own. and if anyone wants me to prove myself or something i have my gdocs ready so

also i think you can probably tell i’m a kpop fan from some of the tweets here. the ones about getting finger-blasted + “if [insert idol here] dated anyone i’d put my head down the toilet and die” used to do numbers on kpoptwt lmao

once again, kudos and comments are always appreciated! <3