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  1. the osaka incident (Or...five bats walk out of five bedrooms and none of them are walking straight) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Original Work, Salixverse  

    28 Jun 2026

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    The Batfamily has many rules. Don't go into Gotham Harbor during a Joker attack. Don't touch Alfred's scones without asking. Don't mention what happened in Titan Tower if you want to keep your teeth.

    But somewhere along the line, they missed a crucial one: 𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘹 𝘚𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘰'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.

    Or: Five Batfamily members travel to Osaka for various reasons. None of them knew the others were there. None of them knew their 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 were... complicated.

    Bruce limps out of Silencer's room. Jason stretches his sore back coming out of Salix's room. Damian walks stiffly out of Kaminari's room. Tim rolls his shoulder coming out of Bianca's room. Azrael walks with careful precision out of Rin's room. Nightwing whistles casually out of Sakura's room.

    None of them are fooling anyone.

    Hikari needs a drink.

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