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1. Tea & Cake by GardenOf_x

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Explicit Language
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Shameless Smut
   • Butt Plugs
   • Rimming
   • Anal Play
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is a Tease (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Horny Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Sex in the Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Food as a Metaphor for Aziraphale’s Arse
   • Community: Good Omens After Dark
   • I Don't Even Know
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Pre-Good Omens (TV) Season 2

   Summary

   Crowley is absolutely desperate to shag Aziraphale.

   He settles for tea and cake.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Let Demons Eat Cake

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,069

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   110

   Bookmarks:

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