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Published:
2026-06-29
Updated:
2026-08-21
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Chronicles of the EN Branch: Tales of Controlled Chaos (Book 1)

Summary:

Welcome to Hololive EN headquarters, where the building gets destroyed every Tuesday, megalodons are considered acceptable fishing catches, and "casual Friday" might involve fighting your coworkers with giant mechs.

Follow the chaotic adventures of Hololive English as they navigate daily life, which includes:
- Gura and Bijou recreating Devil May Cry (property damage: extensive)
- Mumei's "fishing trips" (she brought back the Titanic)
- Council's therapeutic dimension-destroying rage sessions (streamed live)
- The ID construction crew who have given up on normalcy

Each chapter is a standalone story of absolute chaos. No prior Hololive knowledge required-just buckle up and enjoy the ride.

Updates: Completed multi-chapter fic
Note: I apologize in advance because I may not have extensive knowledge of VTubers, but I'll try my best to incorporate them all into this lore. Sorry again in advance if the personalities are not accurate to the VTubers portrayed; this is just for comedic purposes.
Warning: Contains cartoon violence, absurdist humor, and buildings that refuse to stay standing

Notes:

Welcome to the chaos! This is a canon-divergent AU where everyone is active, powers are real, and nothing stays intact for long. Expect cross-branch shenanigans, running gags, and lots of collateral damage. Feedback always appreciated!

Chapter 1: HOLOLIVE INCIDENT REPORT - CLASSIFIED

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HOLOLIVE INCIDENT REPORT - CLASSIFIED

AUTHOR'S NOTE / DISCLAIMER

 

SUBJECT: Alternative Timeline Documentation  

CLASSIFICATION: Canon-Divergent / All-Inclusive AU

 

BRIEFING:

 

This document chronicles events in an alternate reality where:

 

  1.  Hololive idols possess genuine supernatural abilities corresponding to their character lore (angels, demons, time wardens, etc.)

 

  1. Primary focus: Hololive English branch 
  • Other branches (JP, ID, Stars) appear as supporting cast
  • Independent VTubers may cameo

 

  1. CRITICAL: Graduation Protocol Not Active
  • All talents are present and active
  • Tsukumo Sana, Kiryu Coco, and others remain full members
  • Real-world timeline divergence acknowledged

 

  1. Power scaling is deliberately inconsistent for narrative/comedic purposes

 

 

  • Collateral damage is extensive and recurring

 

 

CONTENT ADVISORY: 

  • Frequent building destruction
  • Reality manipulation
  • Kaela and Moona's suffering
  • Tuesday shenanigans

 

Management accepts no responsibility for physics violations, timeline paradoxes, or insurance claims.

 

END BRIEFING