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Good morning Boon County… ahhh, hah… hahahah… yes, morning! Goooood morning! I know, it’s true! I found a clock, just the other day! Covered in mustard and furballs… but it’s still clicking! When that big hand is pointing up, and that little hand is pointing down, and they look right, then it’s morning! Yes, all you dear listeners, you can trust me… the only one, making sense, in this weird, weird place… like I always say! If you want to find me, I am near the giant donut sign. Just, keep floating along, you’ll see me here. Please, please, if you’re listening to this, come find me. I’m begging you. Even if… god, Gloria, if you can even hear this… help me. Agh, sorry listeners, just uh… I’m not the same, without my morning coffee! Now, here’s a track that will really make you feel right at home, here is Scrambled, which, man do I miss eggs. Especially with black pepper. Oh, I’d just scarf down a whole carton of eggs with some black pepper if I could. One, big ol’ gulp.
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There are three things Pyrophina truly hates:
The color blue, loud noises, and wherever the hell she is stuck inside now.
For a brief time, life was simple for the Kaiju. Bathing in lava, throwing around Hot Pokers, eating cultists that would venture down into The Core, it was hell for everyone but Pyrophina. When trouble from above came down below, she was more than happy to come to the above place to put them in their place. But, one issue led into another, and she ended up siding with the same cats who caused her problems. It was a temporary deal, of course. But taken far above the ground, so high into the clouds, she had to help with a little obelisk problem.
Now, she’s stuck here. But she doesn’t know where Here is. This bizarre place she's stuck in, it’s all Chaos, unimaginable to what Pyrophina once knew.
For now, she is floating in this Chaos. After being grabbed by a meaty arm, the giant beast gave her a glare, before chucking her elsewhere. Despite her best efforts to grab onto the odd floating objects, she remains endlessly lost in the Chaotic low gravity.
She feels so Blue. Like there is nothing to do. Except, float endlessly, waiting for a respite.
Actually, scratch that, she feels angry! Lava bubbling in a hot tub made of magma, angry! If she stomped on those cats up on the hill, then she’d be napping back home. Better yet, if she kicked that furry ass of that rocky ass, Zaratana, she’d be so cool and awesome those cats would’ve bent their furry knees and let her stomp them out. Without a doubt!
Of course, because she decided to think about Zaratana for one second, calamity struck.
Absentmindedly floating in the Chaos, Pyrophina didn’t notice she was drifting into a large asteroid. Hitting it, she grumbles, then turns to look at the asteroid, struggling greatly and making really embarrassing noises. As she looks at the rock, a pair of eyes blink at her. It takes a second for her to realize its Zaratana, because Pyrophina is a dumb as rocks thunder lizard. They both look at each other, very shocked to see a living being in this Chaos. Then, more shock, because their respective kaiju counterparts are 100% dead. They’re both alive, looking at each other, surrounded by so much Chaos.
If this was a good fanfic, they’d start kissing right then and there, but we haven’t reached that point yet. Like any good Zaraphina work, they start fighting. Pyrophina tries to swing her tail at Zaratana but, dumb as rocks, low gravity means she can barely move her body like that. Zaratana tries to headbutt her, but she’s literally a giant rock, so it’s okay for her to be stupid. They both awkwardly shuffle at each other, before resigning and just grabbing each other’s faces and shaking each other.
They shake each other for awhile, grumbling and hissing at each other. For every slap, comes a jabbing of the eyes, when one goes for a bite, the other goes for a punch. For giant cat kaijus, their brawl is truly small, barely leaving dents in either of their strong hides. But, all of their commotion is causing an effect they do not notice. With their combined weight, because they’re both giant fat kaijus, and the constant vibrating of the fight… they both cause enough motion to get sucked into the orbit of a nearby trash planet. The Chaos of their fight makes them oblivious as they continue to spin around a planet, suddenly hitting nearby objects. Smaller trash doesn’t bother them, but when they slam directly into a giant broken toilet, they are stunned long enough to notice what is occurring. Before either Kaiju can break away, their orbit leads to another crash landing. Slamming into the planet, they break away as their giant frames stumble across the confused ground.
Zaratana is the first one to stand, standing on all four wobbly paws. Staring down Pyrophina, she waits intensely for her rival to stand. It takes a moment, thanks to her small ass paws and big legs, but Pyrophina does stand up to look at Zaratana.
They both gaze at each other, primed and tense.
Pyrophina breathes deeply, finally back on solid ground, ready to redeem herself.
Zaratana snorts, dragging her paw against the ground like a bull, giving no mercy or time to speak.
They are almost perfectly still, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Nothing will get in their way. The battle will be legendary, with no interferences.
“HEH… LET’S JAKE THESE GENICS! 😎”
When, suddenly, a strange voice announces itself. Sounding oddly masculine, distant, and loud, the voice breaks Pyrophina’s guard. Looking at the source of the noise, she is shocked by the sight.
There, standing in the distance, high on a mound of Chaos, stands a figure shaded in light. The bright coming from behind him makes it hard to see him, but by his frame, more than enough is shown. As Pyrophina takes in the sight, the unknown kaiju leaps forward, soaring through the sky with ease. As he hits the ground on two paws, an indent is left in the ground, shaking the trash planet. Shown in full glory, he speaks.
“#Hi.” Before Pyrophina stands a nearly identical Kaiju, except, he is a soft shade of blue. “Yeah, I’m #Jake 😎”
Pyrophina looks at him in utter disbelief. She knows what she looks like. None other exists like her, let alone, looking blue.
“I’d say I’m pretty #chill 😎” Jake extends a paw to Pyrophina, who remains starstruck.
As they stare at each other awkwardly, a loud roar erupts from Zaratana. She’s having none of that waiting business. In her rage, she curls up into a ball, then spins herself forward, aiming straight for Pyrophina. With her trajectory, she’ll knock her back into the Chaos, to drift forevermore. Too stunned to move, she braces herself for the worst.
“YO FLIP YOU GUYS!”
Of course, another voice breaks out. For, where there is a Jake, there is an Oliver! Before Zaratana’s ball can hit, her path is intercepted by another Rocky ball, knocking her off course. Zaratana spins wildly until she crashes into a Chaotic looking P-Mart, totally getting stuck in its insides.
Looking at the newcomer, Pyrophina is even more confused.
“I’m Oliver!” Standing before her is a light purple colored Zaratana, who has an odd smile on its face. “That’s my friend, Jake!”
“Oliver is my #Buddy 😎”
Pyrophina feels both relieved to see other Kaijus and deeply confused to be seeing other Kaijus.
Emerging from the rubble, Zaratana huffs. Pyrophina is quick to catch on and points it out to the others. They all stare at her, waiting.
Zaratana seems frustrated, stomping forward with a furious glare.
“Hey! Don’t make me flip you up! You’ll be cooked, over hard!” Oliver stands proud, ready to fight back.
“Get #Flipped like #Eggs 😎”
Pyrophina is ready to watch Zaratana get dogwalked by these two strange kaiju’s, but then it hits her, she doesn’t know these cats at all. She knows Zaratana just from a fight to fight basis. In The Core, you’ve got to be Tuff. Because that world is so rough. And if you’re not Tuff, then you die. If Zaratana exists here, then maybe, a Pyrophina who wasn’t Tuff died. That means, she’d be stronger. As The Tormentor once told her:
“I saw the bloodiest, grimiest side of human nature, people shot by nuts, knifed by friends, little kids splattered in the gutter by hit and run drivers. It was disgusting and depressing. I asked myself: “Where is God?’ I came to detest the sanctimonious attitude of people toward violence, always saying it’s God’s will.”
Which, roughly translated to Pyrophina, means that one must always stay close to those who are strong, if only so they may learn to be strong like them.
Pyrophina stands in between the three Kaiju’s, holding out her stubble little arms and long tail to block the others from Zaratana. The space turtle, unsurprisingly, is very surprised by this choice. She looks at her rival inquisitively, waiting for an attack. Instead of attacking, she holds her ground.
In the waiting silence, their gaze on each other falters.
In the long pause, eyes begin to wander onto the world around them.
In the growing exhaustion, both Kaiju’s realize that they are very far from home.
In their patience, something new spurs.
Zaratana sighs. She looks less hostile, instead enjoying that she’s on solid ground. In her peace, Pyrophina feels pride well in her fiery gut.
“Yo that was #Cool 😎” Jake comments as he approaches Zaratana. “Yeah, I’m #Jake. And that is #Oliver 😎”
“Yo, sorry about earlier!” It waves a rocky paw at her, like its massive weight is nothing
Finally peaceful between the four Kaijus, they decide to huddle up. No cuddling just yet. Just group talk. Neither Pyrophina and Zaratana can talk, so it’s rather awkward having to stand next to two very English speaking Kaijus.
“Welcome to the #Rift. This place #sucks 😎” Jake speaks, looking rather silly as a near identical copy of Pyrophina. “I’ve been #hanging out with #Buddies since I got stuck here. Oliver can #explain it better 😎”
“Yeah, thanks bro!” Oliver nods, looking around. “We’re stuck in here. Some big jerk grabbed us and won’t let us go. There are a bunch of others like us. Not, big, but, stuck in here. Survivors! We all travel together to look for the jerk that took us here. But… it’s not easy.” Oliver looks solemnly into the distance, at a giant rubber ducky. “There’s a bunch of mean monsters here. Not all of us have the strength to keep going. So, sometimes, we have to say our goodbyes. Our group has been shrinking ever since we last fought Soahc.”
“That’s the #name of the #jerk that trapped us 😎”
“It’s a big thing! Bigger than us! It took out so many of our friends. We got lost after that… I was lucky to find Jake and Thomas after the fight. We’ve been going together since then. But, we found you!” Oliver turns to the two new Kaiju’s. “If we stick together, then maybe… we can escape!”
“#Trust. We gotta have #Faith 😎”
Pyrophina looks over to Zaratana and is glad to see her sharing the same expression. In their confusion, they turn back to the other Kaiju’s. Oliver is quick to talk.
“I know this is a lot to take in… but, this is good! Me and Jake are really good buddies. We won’t let you get lost.” It nods, sighing. “Man, it’s a good thing Paul isn’t here. They’d be so mean. But Sean was worse. He’d be so rude. I miss Adam, him Tommy got along but I think they got deep lost. Maybe Samual Robert will find them. It’s good at finding people. But we haven’t seen it since Patrick left to find that radio guy. She didn’t like us anyways. So right now, it’s just me and Jake. Oh, and Thomas. Say, where is he?” He looks around, before sounding sad. “Huh… I think we lost him, too.”
“#Damn. #RIP Thomas 😎”
“We need to stick together! We can’t lose anyone else!”
“Yeah let’s stay close #Buddy 😎”
“Heheh… thanks, Jake.” Oliver smiles bigger as he nudges his side against Jake. “Well, you two. Will you join us? We’re looking for the radio guy. Thomas said he saw the donut sign awhile ago. That might be our best bet to getting out of here!”
Pyrophina looks at ZARATANA with a, what the hell? Expression.
Zaratana looks at PYROPHINA with a, is this the best we got? Expression.
And yes, the capitalizations were intentional, not an author's mistake thanks to autocorrect.
Reluctantly, both Kaiju’s nod to the invitation. With a smile from Jake and Oliver, they begin to lead the way. Staying close to each other out of necessity, the two normal Kaiju’s continue to feel perplexed at their current situation.
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99.9 W-W-W-W!
Loyal listeners, good morning, I hope you’re having a good Sunday. I found more things. It was hard to bring it all to the radio station, but, I made it work! I’m not sure why, but… my skin… Is rotting. I’ve been using bandages to cover it up but it keeps going up my arms. Dear listeners! If you’ve got any medical history, especially with bandages, then please… call in now. We are accepting callers. Until then! I… guess I’ll play some music.
You know… I don’t think any of us are going to leave. But, I don’t hate that idea. I don’t want to change. I like it in here. For the first time, in a long time I feel like I’m… like I’m right where I’m supposed to be. So… heh… dear listeners. This one is called Crazy Days. I wrote it myself. I did everything, myself. I’m thinking about you… heheh… heh! Keep on digging your graves out there!
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By some fucking miracle, this fanfic is only halfway done, so Pyrophina and Zaratana are holding hands walking behind the alternate universe kaijus. They’re not really holding hands, though. Their paws are too far apart! So instead they walk very close together, near hip to hip. It’s easy to assume they’d stay very mean and angry towards each other, but Pyrophina quite enjoys being near a source of familiarity.
Walking deeper into the Chaos, Jake exclaims, pointing ahead.
“#Woah guys, I think that is the #donut. We’re almost there 😎”
“Yes! Come on, everyone!” Oliver begins to hurry forward, the stable ground going forward towards the makeshift radio station. “Last one there is a rotten tomato!”
“I’m #Jake 😎”
As the two Kaiju’s hurry towards the giant donut, Pyrophina and Zaratana hold back. An unnerving feeling creeps up Pyrophina’s scales, keeping her behind and holding Zaratana from going forward.
Just as her suspicions had suspected, there was a suspicious and strange creature slowly descending from the suspicious sky.
As the beast goes down, everyone stops, watching it closely. It keeps descending until it totally blocks the radio station. Blinking and opening its bizarre mouth, the creature speaks.
“!orb ,uoy gnithgiL fO tloB ll’I .treger ll’I gnihtemos od em ekam t’ond …oS .stna elttil ekil dnuora yalp lla uoy gnihctwa yojne I .gnivael ton era lla’y yrroS” The giant Chaos creature speaks backwards, which is incredibly annoying for normal people to understand. “!gnihtyrevE fO soahC ehT, em sti syug yyyeH”
“Oh no! Everyone, get back!” Oliver turns to run. “I think it’s going to Bolt of Lightning us!”
Right as he says that, a giant wave of water Flushes towards the Kaiju’s, pushing them back greatly. Standing strong together, they face down Soahc.
“Guys… I remember this monster!” Oliver stomps as it speaks. “This is the one who took us here! They’re the reason we’re stuck in this place! If we defeat them, we can escape!”
“Heh… let’s #Jake these #Genics 😎”
“Yeah! Yo, flip you guys!”
Pyrophina and Zaratana pause awkwardly as they realize it’s their turn to make their battle intro cry. Pyrophina roars half hardidly, her roar dying halfway and sorta stopping abruptly. Zaratana stomps her paw on the ground twice, but there’s not a lot of energy put into it, so it’s not very noticeable.
Finally, Soahc makes its battle intro cry.
“!uoy gninthgiL fO tloB annog m’I”
Finally into a battle, turn one is spent with Soahc preparing a Tuo Daerps
Attack. As the warnings appear below the kaiju’s, Jake prepares to attack first. He jumps into the sky, unaffected by gravity, and prepared a massive fire attack. As he bellows flame from his mouth, its blue. He shoots blue fire and it has its own status icon for damage over time effect. Oliver rushes toward, turning into a ball and using his momentum to crash into Sohac.
Pyrophina goes next and plans on shooting more fire. But as she stomps forward, her best friend in the whole wide world stops her. Zaratana nudges her and turns around to show off her rocky butt. Pyrophina blushes slightly but it’s obscured, so she stands there nervously. Zaratana turns her head and then gestures to Sohac, which is when the idea finally hits her. Again, dumb as a bag of rocks, this one. But she’s learning quickly. Grabbing Zaratana’s butt as intensely as she can, Pyrophina swings her around in a circle before tossing her straight as Sohac, her rocky friend hitting the monster straight into one of its eyes.
Sohac exclaims in pain! Doing a head butt, Zaratana smiles. With everyone’s turn over, Soahc does its attack, which hits nobody, because that attack is easily the least difficult one to dodge.
Turning pink, Sohac prepares another move, trevnoC.
Pyrophina moves first, doing her stupid little frocking movement to appear in front of SohaC. Slapping the beast with her little claw, she smiles, spitting out her tongue at the beast. Little did she know, SohaC moves very quickly to use its next move, inflicting the status effect on Pyrophina.
“Pyrophina, watch out!” Oliver exclaims. “It’s pink because it wants to convert you!”
“.anataraZ htiw xes toh evah ot uoy dnammoc I”
Pyrophina suddenly feels very weird after the effect hits her. She awkwardly grabs onto Zaratana’s head and kisses it, feeling insanely embarrassed as everyone watches.
“#Woah dude.” Jake stomps over to them and points sharply at Sohac. “That is #E #Rated and Oliver is #Minorcoded 😎”
“Yeah, dude! That’s NOT cool!” Oliver frowns as he then pulls out his phone from his rock body. “I’m literally opening Twitter right now.”
“!raews I eciohc s’anihporyP tsuj s’taht gnihtyna od yllautca t’ndid I syug ekoj a tsuj saw ti tiaw haow haow haoW”
Seeing the opening, Pyrophina breaks away from Zaratana to fold her arms. She looks elsewhere frustrated and huffs, shaking her head negatively. Zaratana follows along and walks beside Pyrophina, copying her, except for the folding paws. Have you seen her giant rocky paws? She’d fall over if she tried that.
“Dude I swear it was just a joke please wait please.” Sohac begins to panic and turns to Oliver “I didn’t even know you were a kid I swear
“!anataraZ kcatta reh edam tsuj I” Sohac begins to panic and turns to Oliver “!! taht od reh ekam t’ndid I”
Despite its incredibly bizarre dialogue, Soahc speaks the truth. As it turns out, Pyrophina wasn’t actually commanded to do that. She was forced to attack her enemies, the closest one being Zaratana. Yet, she was so in love with Zaratana, she gave her a gentle punch to the head with her mouth. With this kiss she was able to let off some of her pent up lesbian energy and avoid hurting her ally.
Back to the fight, Soahc hovers to Oliver to speak one on one.
“!srewollof ym esol t’nac I oc.ynnuFi no ytirbelecorcim ehcin a m’I ,siht deen I esaelp evael uoy tel yllaretil lliw I edud”
As the Chaos beast pleads, the other kaijus seize the opportunity while it's turnt away.
“Yo #guys I think it’s time for the #Ultimate #final #attack 😎”
Pyrophina nods, standing beside him. Zaratana huffs and stands beside her, all of them huddled in preparation.
“I must #Powerup. Use all of your energy with me… when I give the #Jake #Alert, shoot out 😎” Jake nods as he closes his eyes.
Pyrophina closes her eyes as well, focusing on the fiery energy inside of her. She can feel a strong magnetic pulse emanating from Zaratana, their combined power growing immensely. Jake speaks, powering them up further.
“#Jenesis 1:1 - In the beginning #Jod (Jake God) created the #kaijus and the #cats. 😎”
Pyrophina feels an emotion stirring inside her that has long been dormant. Despite The Core being so hot, the residents there are cold and cruel. Violence is widespread and constant. To a native resident, it almost feels like love. So, when Pyrophina thinks of Zaratana… it’s strange. She thinks, maybe they can always stay fighting, love shared in blows and flames.
#Jenesis 1:2 - Now the earth was #formless and empty, #Dr. Beanies was over the #surface of the deep, and the Spirit of #Jod was hovering over the #alley. 😎”
Pyrophina reaches out her tail and wraps it around Zaratana. She can’t see the others expression, but she hopes Zaratana is disgusted. She prays there is nothing but hate and malice in her little rocky heart. She wants to fight her forever, days spent throwing each other into Endless Misery. Even if one of them would fall, the other would wait until they’re strong enough to get back up, just to continue where they left off. Bruises like kisses. Bite marks like confessions. A shattered world, strewn about with memories they can cherish together.
“#Jenesis 1:3 - And #Jod said, “Let there be #Mewgenics,” and there… was… light!”
Pyrophina smiles as she feels love surge in her chest, boiling, burning, Violent Love.
“#JAKE THESE #GENICS 😎😎😎”
Opening her eyes, Pyrophina unleashes her power, a beam of red, blue, and magnetic energy shooting straight at the Soahc . It turns around just in time as the beam hits it directly in the eye, shooting through it entirely. The beam blinds everything white, only the trace of its power left as a shadow. Time seems to stand still as Soahc is pierced by the beam of energy.
When the blindness fades, they all look at Soahc. It seems frozen in place, a giant hole left in its eye. As it opens its mouth to speak, it hangs low, untethered.
Finally, the beast falls, crashing against the Chaotic ground with a heavy thud. Its skin turns blue, totally dead against the ground. They won the battle.
Pyrophina feels a small nudge to her side. She turns to look at Zaratana, who holds an obvious blush and a tiny smirk. Her head indicates towards the tail now wrapped very tightly around her. Pyrophina feels a massive blush warmly grow on her face as she unfurls her tail, taking a nervous step backwards. Her gaze is held elsewhere, unable to see what Zaratana may think. But, she feels another nudge against her belly. Looking down, Zaratana is rubbing her head against her, making a small purring sound. The moment feels surreal. That boiling feeling continues to roar in her gut. Without thinking, she reaches down and bites on Zaratana’s head. She nibbles ever so slightly, making breathy noises that are incredibly weird and embarrassing. To her shock, Pyrophina hears Zaratana laugh. Perhaps… this will work.
“Holy macaroni! You did it! I can’t believe it!” Oliver rushes forward from behind the slain beast with its usual happy smile. “We can get out of here! We can… wait… Jake?”
Turning to look at Jake, the blue kaiju is collapsed onto the ground, his front facing upwards as he seems unresponsive. Oliver rushes towards the fallen Kaiju, shaking him.
“Hey… buddy… what’s wrong? We did it! We can escape!” Oliver smile wavers as Jake is lifeless, his eyes closed. “Jake… buddy… please! Get up! I… I can’t do this without you!”
Pyrophina and Zaratana stand above them, solemnly watching the scene. Oliver clings onto Jake, begging him to get up. But he seems gone.
“Please… Jake… I… I love you, man…!” Oliver cries, leaking purple tears. “I don’t want to go without you! It’s Jake and Oliver… Please! Please get up!”
……ザラタナ。” Pyrophina turns to Zaratana, who perks up and returns the gaze. “何をすべきか、分かっている。”
Zaratana tilts her head, wondering what Pyrophina plans to do.
“今こそ、私たちの「百合」を善きことのために使うべき時だ。それしか道はない。ヤオイなくして百合はありえないのだから。”
Understanding the importance of the situation, Zaratana nods. They must work together to save Jake. Pushing herself upwards and standing on two paws, Zaratana holds herself up by leaning on Pyrophina. They stare eye to eye, their faces close and focused. Concentrating their energy, they use their powers for good.
Pyrophina leans in and kisses Zaratana on the mouth. Zaratana leans in hard, pressing her entire body to kiss. As their lips connect, a bright line shines outwards.
When their lips separate, they breath heavy, smiling in the wake of their love.
Turning to look at Jake, they watch as his eyes slowly open.
“#Woah…” Jake looks over to Oliver. “Happy #Pride month pridebros… 😎”
“Oh, Jake!” Oliver exclaims happily as he hugs his friend, holding on tightly. “Jakes alive! I’m so happy! I made a tweet and image and everything where he passed away… thank you! Thank you, guys! He’s finally back!”
Jake and Oliver embrace each other happily. As they do that, Pyrophina and Zaratana are alerted to a strange noise. Looking at the corpse of Soahc, a strange rift in space has appeared, vaguely showing the house on the hill. The same house they were defeated by.
Looking at each other, both Kaijus nod, marching forward to the escape from the rift. As they stand in front of it, they turn to look at the other kaijus. They are still hugging each other. But when Jake notices them, he smiles and waves.
“I think they’re leaving #Buddy 😎”
Oliver turns to look at the kaijus, still smiling.
“Yo, guys… it was really cool to hangout with you, but I'm Literally Neurodivergent and a Minor.” He shrugs, still smiling. “I need to stay here… with Jake.”
“#True… 😎”
“I promise, Jake. We’ll always stick together! Maybe we can find Thomas… there are still so many friends lost in here.” Oliver waves goodbye to the kaijus. “Be safe out there, you two! We won’t forget you!”
“You two are #Jakecertified 😎” Jake nods slowly, still recovering, but with a smile. “Yoo I just #realized something… I kinda #look like #Pyrophina… 😎”
“Heh… no way, Jake! They look like us!” Oliver laughs. “I mean, me? White? That’s just silly!”
Waving goodbye to their new friends, Pyrophina and Zaratana decide to leave. They look at each other, knowing very well that no matter what happens, they’ll stick together. Side by side, they stomp forward, going into the great unknown.
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Much to my horror, the thunder lizard and the space turtle have returned and seem more angry than before. Making a beeline towards that house on the hill downtown there… folks if you’re religious, now might be the time to start praying for whoever lives in that house! Cancel your schedule for the rest of the week! In fact, get out of the county! I uh… I am personally, taking the day off tomorrow. We were supposed to have a segment here from Jimmy “The Mallet” Valentine, and he is… uh huh, yeah, sorry folks, he has taken his sick day today. I think that’s for the best. Please uh… be safe folks.
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Pyrophina and Zaratana walk side by side, smiles wide as they march through Boon County.
In the distance is the house on the hill, the same place where they were thoroughly defeated.
With a renewed fire in her belly and a magnetic field strongly gravitating through her, both kaijus happily demolish everything in their path.
United, they realized, their strength dwarfs all others on this planet.
Except… something is wrong. As the two kaijus reach the base of the house on the hill, they notice two other cat kaijus in the distance, also walking up onto the house on the hill. They both look at each other, confused at how they can be identical duplicates of themselves. But, they give up on thinking too hard.
After all, they are excited to be united, ready to consummate their newfound love for each other in the only way they know how:
By destroying the same cats that brought them together.
With the other giant kaiju cats that appeared out of nowhere.
How Chaotic!