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Ego J. has created a group chat.
Ego J. has added 10+ people.
Ego J. has made user Isagi Y. admin!
Ego J: anri told me to make this. do whatever you want with it.
Ego J. has left the group chat.
Isagi Y. is online.
Isagi Y: ???
Isagi: Y: Hello to you too ig...??
Bachira M: hello!!
Isagi Y: hi Bachi!! :))
Rin I: wtf is this for.
Isagi Y: no clue, ego just made me admin and left
Rin I: of course he did.
Isagi Y: ???
Isagi Y: what's that supposed to mean??
Raichi J: hes calling you egos favorite
Isagi Y: no?? I'm?? not??
Raichi J: yes?? you?? are??
Isagi Y: fuck you.
Raichi J: 🖕
Hiori: he is right tho.
Hiori: you kinda are his favorite.
Isagi Y: shut it sadist.
Bachira M: oh that reminds me
Bachira M: we should change our names!! its kinda boring like this.
Isagi Y: good idea
Isagi Y: hold on
Isagi Y. has made Bachira M. admin!
Isagi Y: there's like twenty-something people here so help me pls
Bachira M: okay!!
Isagi Y. has changed 10+ people's usernames!
Bachira M. has changed 10+ people's usernames!
K**serphobic: much better.
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K**serphobic: accurate but y i gotta have that thing's name in mine??
Beeboy: bcs ur in denial abt tolerating him
Beeboy: its censored at least
Beeboy has deleted a message! [the tolerating one]
K**serphobic: huh?? what was that first message??
Beeboy: nothing!!😁😁
Beeboy: hey whered rinrin and raichi go??
Bakugo Jr: still here js watching
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Bakugo Jr: wtf is this name.
Goatmaru: 👁👠 [I think it fits]
Bakugo Jr: you would.
K**serphobic: wtf??
K**serphobic: how'd you understand that??
Bakugo Jr: ive known him since middle school. i had to learn.
K**serphobic: oh yeah
K**serphobic: i forgot y'all alr knew each other
Bakugo Jr: you should remember that?? we went to the same high school??
K**serphobic: yeah...well...🤷
|__K**serphobic: i forgot y'all alr knew each other
SS: "y'all"
K**serphobic: assuming that's hiori, you're literally more country than me??
SS: and?
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SS: wait why's my name just ss??
Beeboy: "Sadist-Stalker"
SS: omfg
SS: you stalk a boy ONCE and all of a sudden you're a stalker???
Rinrin: once is more than enough.
SS: rin😨?? stop. don't listen to them they are lying liars who LIE.
Rinrin: ?? you literally just admitted to it.
SS has deleted a message!
SS: that's literally ai.
Rinrin has sent a screenshot. [Hiori's message]
SS: that's also ai.
Rinrin: omfg.
Bozotheclown: peep how he didn't question the sadist part
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wtf.
SS: the way I dont need to ask who that is or who named him that is crazy.
K**serphobic: 😇😇
Bozotheclown: js say you're obsessed w me yoichi
K**serphobic: you wihs
princess<33 (evyone's fav): whis
evilgami😈😈: how u gonna misspell HIS spelling mistake?
princess<33 (evyone's fav): kuni responding?? omg?? this is a moment in history!!🙀🙀
princess<33 (evyone's fav): are you talking to people now hero??
evilgami😈😈: no.
princess<33 (evyone's fav): u just talked to me tho 😼
evilgami😈😈: suddenly i have a fish to walk.
evilgami 😈😈 is offline.
princess<33 (evyone's fav): I'm getting xloser you guys, trust.
SS: are you sure...?
SS: cus it doesnt look like that
princess<33 (evyone's fav): oh believe me
princess<33 (evyone's fav): he is one ragebait session away from cracking
freakdou: did someone mention cracking 👅👅
SS: choosing to ignore that !
SS: love the delusion chigiri
richassmf: idk he could b right
richassmf: kuni would've literally ignored anyone else.
sloth: ths tre
SS: ???
richassmf: "that's true"
richassmf: and see? nagi agrees nd he doesnt even know kuni like that
bakugo jr: kunigami js said "reo could look at a clearly blue sky and say it is periwinkle purple and nagi would agree. that is not that surprising."
sloth: :x
SS: wait why'd he lowk eat w that??
princess<33 (evyone's fav): woah
princess<33 (evyone's fav): @bakugo jr ur with him and he's talking to u??
bakugo jr: okay, firstly, pump the jealousy breaks, I can FEEL you huffing through the screen.
bakugo jr: secondly, its ten in the afternoon so he is in the dorm and I am his DORMMATE. i am
going to be w him.
bakugo jr: thirdly, we r both in the common room of our dorm and he is across from me on the OPPOSITE couch
reading the notifications as he's playing subway surfurs bcs for some fuckass reason he doesn't have his notifs
turned off. youd think he would for someone who "doesn't care" but i digress.
CawCawCaw: wait, why he lowk eat that up...
wo(man)izer: right. silent or SILENCED?
princess<33 (evyone's fav): the latter i fear...
bakugo jr: update: apparently his old ass doesn't know how 2 turn them off.
NikoNikoNee: old ass?? as in..gramps? as in...@Mr. Policeman
Mr. Policeman: what you say fuck me for??
princess<33 (evyone's fav): @bakugo jr I CAN TEACH HIM!!
King!Barou: js overly going...
pinkphonk: "i can fix him!!" head ass
BBOTY: "kunigami needs me!!" face ass
babyshark: "I can can make him better!!" head head ass
K**serphobic: HELP??
K**serphobic: why r all rhe redheads attacking him 😭😭??
Rinrin: ???
Rinrin: Barou is not a fucking redhead.
K**serphobic: ??
K**serphobic: he has the little red streaks in his hair
K**serphobic: red hair = redhead
Rinrin: thats not what that
Rinrin: ykw. nvm.
CawCawCaw: you KNOW youre cooked when you got rin typing in abbrieviations TWICE in the same sentence 💀
pinkphonk: anyway, we gotta humble our red headed brothers or else we may take over the world one day
K**serphobic: right.! so.
K**serphobic: I know a certain ginger hater that would disagree. [the Silvia lady on tiktok]
Goatmaru: 🎣⚾ (caught that reference)
K**serphobic: i actually understood that one
bakugo jr: i hope u would. thats easy as shit
bakugo jr: and if the next word out of ANY of ur mouths is any variation of "like you?"
i am rearranging your bones until i make scp-682 look like a proud mother of one.
K**serphobic: 😂😂😆😆
K**serphobic: suddenly i have nothing to say!!
SS: that's WILD.
I think id like to see that tho.
princess<33 (evyone's fav): right so!! moving on from that!!
princess<33 (evyone's fav): @bakugo jr i am outside, pretty please let me in 😋😋
bakugo jr: kunigami's telling me not to but he DID eat my last protein bar the other day so...
bakugo jr: looks like ur coming in!!
princess<33 (evyone's fav): yes!!
princess<33 (evyone's fav): pettiness 4 the win!!
SS: wait
SS: @princess<33 (evyone's fav) hes not even talking 2 u
hes not gonna give you his phone--
evilgami😈😈: i got his phone 😋😋
SS: well shit nvm
SS: my bad chigiri
SS: I was unfamiliar w your rizz 🖐🖐
princess<33 (evyone's fav): thank you, thank you!! he shoved it in my hands n left but a win is a win!!
evilgami😈😈: i am everyone's favorite for a reason 😈😈
Guessmyage: well, would "everyone's favorite" like to explain why 1) you're all awake past 12
and 2) why you're in another person's dorm past lights out??
evilgami😈😈: you know what?
evilgami 😈😈: all of a sudden...
princess<33 (evyone's fav): i got a fish to walk too!! gotta bounce!!
princess<33 (evyone's fav) is offline.
Guessmyage: Right...
Guessmyage: I know you are all adults but please js go to bed.
Guessmyage: i dont need ego on my ass about this.
K**serphobic: yessir !!
Beeboy: got it!!
Everyone - Guessmyage & one other are offline.
Guessmyage: why am i even in this gc 🙁
BigAssMf: prob bcs ur so close in age
BigAssMf: that or ego figured supervision was needed.
Guessmyage: these r grown ass men.
BigAssMf: grown ass men who just needed to be told to go to bed.
Guessmyage: true...
BigAssMf: js tell isagi to remove you in the morning.
ego is less likely to get mad at him for removing you than you leaving.
Guessmyage: true.
BigAssMf: will you come to bed now?
Guessmyage: whatever.
Guessmyage has deleted 11 messages.
Guessmyage: @K**serphobic remove me & hugo and then delete this message.
Guessmyage is offline.
BigAssMf is offline.