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and now i don't know how to touch you, so i take a clumsy guess by udelida_noquosi
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Jun 2026
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Summary
He definitely looked the part of a sickly Victorian man most days, and maybe it admittedly turned the imp on a bit. No shame in mere fantasies though, right? And oh boy the fantasies he had…
“I can feel you staring… care to enlighten me, are we ogling or just thinking?” Stolas suddenly spoke, voice all raspy. He almost sounded hungover, but Blitzo was pretty sure they hadn't drunk last night.
Blitzo paused, too fumbled by the word usage to be frightened by the sudden conversation anymore. “Are we a what, where, Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo now?”
His confusion earned a dry chuckle from the bird, who simply waved him off. “It's nothing, I shouldn't have assumed lecherous intentions…”
“Are you just fucking with me now?” Blitzo laughed back, totally oblivious like always to whatever fanciful words he seemed to just come up with.
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Set after Sinsmas: After while of the owl's safe to say frustrating distance, Blitzo finally gets him out of the house through the New Year. Heartfelt talks, hijinks(?) ensue. Yada yada yada.
Title is from the song "Like Like Like" by musical artist Art Sorority.