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"But are you a boy or a girl?"
This happens sometimes. Well meaning people that are really into other people's personal business, for some reason. Most of it is harmless, but this question?
Link was so sick of this question. They were so very sick of it. "I don't understand," they lied.
"What's your gender?" the idiot asked, not letting the issue drop.
Might as well have some fun.
"Oh!" Link lit up with understanding, "I get it now." With exaggerated motions they took out their Slate; went to their adventure log.
"Top of the old 'genda is 'Kill Ganon."