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    “We are not going to do anything. You will enjoy time as me, I will dread time as you, until we inevitably switch back. Probably will only be thirty minutes.”
    “That’s a pretty stupid plan.”
    “No. A stupid plan would be one that involves talking to you any more than I have to. Goodbye Pike. We never speak of this.”
    At that moment, the phone in Hayden’s hand buzzes. He looks at the contact and sees the name “Jane <3.” Without thinking, Hayden asks, more to himself, “Who’s Jane?”
    Suddenly, Rozanov’s tone changes, “No! You do not speak to Jane! Jane is off limits.”
    Hayden is curious, “Who is she?”
    “She is no one, so you do not speak to her. Yes?”

    Or, Ilya and Hayden body swap for a few days and it goes about as well as you'd expect

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