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"I don't see what the problem is," Link said.
Tetra laughed, "Are you stupid?"
Link pouted even harder. "Cats are good for ships! Everyone loves a ship cat! They east the rats and they cuddle you and—"
"That isn't—"
"And they have really good balance so you don't need to worry about them falling off of things and—"
"LINK!" Tetra couldn't take it anymore. "If you really wanted a ship cat I wouldn't mind. But that is not a cat. That's a dog."
Link scooped up the mutt he had brought aboard, hugged it close.
"But her name is Cat!"