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"I am not even humoring this," Link said, crossing his arms.
His sister pouted at him. "Not even like, a little bit?"
"No," he doubled down, flat.
Zelda groaned and threw herself onto the lounge. "But one of us has to do it!"
"…must we?"
"Yes, Link," Zelda sounded as pleased as he felt. "One of us has to do the marriage and kids thing."
He pouted harder. "But why?"
"Unfortunately, it comes with the crown."
"But I don't have the crown! You have the crown!"
That made her pause, considering. Link felt a spike of hope.
"I could abdicate?"