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"So… you're boyfriends now?"
Twilight sighed; Wars pinched the bridge of his nose. They were the picture of exasperation. Four tried not to laugh. He really tried.
"It was the first thing that I could think of to get him out of it," Wars added. And maybe it could have been. Maybe it should have been, but…
"You were just trying to get him away from a trespassing charge in the barracks?"
Wars nodded again. "Family wouldn't get in trouble."
"Then why didn't you say brothers?"
The Captain blinked. "Wait, why didn't I?"
Four lost the battle with his laughter.