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1. One's Company, Two's a Crowd, and Three's just Perfect by crymyheartout (nauicabbagetopotato)

   Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Martin Edwards/Kim Juhoon/Chao Yufan | James
   • Martin Edwards/Chao Yufan | James
   • Kim Juhoon/Chao Yufan | James
   • Ahn Keonho/Eom Seonghyeon
   • Martin Edwards/Kim Juhoon/Zhao Yufan | James
   • Martin Edwards (CORTIS)
   • Kim Juhoon (CORTIS)
   • Eom Seonghyeon (CORTIS)
   • Ahn Keonho
   • Chao Yufan | James
   • Group Chats
   • Fluff
   • 5+1 Things
   • Polyamory
   • Pre-Poly
   • Getting Together
   • james is oblivious af
   • eom and ahn are here for the drama
   • leowon mentioned ALOT
   • marhoon whipped af
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • james is pretty
   • juhoon is PETTY™
   • and pretty
   • Martin is patient
   • and trying

   Summary

   CHAOTIC GOOD: gUYS WAKE UP I HAVE AN EMERGENCY

   keonhoiskeonho: what

   seonghyeonseonghyeon: what

   teenboi: what happened baby

   CHAOTIC GOOD: MARTIN I AM NOT JUHOON

   CHAOTIC GOOD: BUT ANYWAYS

   CHAOTIC GOOD: i have emergency

   keonhoiskeonho: type F to pay respect to martin's rejected love

   keonhoiskeonho: F

   seonghyeonseonghyeon: F

   juhoon: F

   teenboi: F

   CHAOTIC GOOD: F

   teenboi: i wanna scream 🤓☝️

    

   or Martin and Juhoon have been making their feelings obvious to James but James might be the densest, most oblivious, prettiest boy in this world (according to them not me) and is adamant in shipping marhoon like his life is depending on it. Keonho and Seonghyeon takes the brunt from their frustrations but goes along with the ride (it's fun to watch your hyungs struggle with love).

   or 5 times martin and juhoon flirted with james and he responds with the most unhinged obliviousness and the one time he flirted back ( i think?)

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