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Everyone was sat in the living room, they were all watching The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared, and eating snacks, including grapes. (guys you should totes all watch the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared it is genuinely one of the best movies ever made 😳)
Whilst eating some of said grapes Lichtenstein came up with an idea, “maybe while we are all together we could try make raisins by leaving some of these grapes in the sun? It should be easy enough and they are bound to taste better than store bought!” she suggested, looking around to see what the others think.
“Oh! I think that would be so nice!” Hungary replied. All the other nations nodded in agreement until they heard a snicker coming from the corner. They all turned around to see that it was Romano who seemed to find something rather hilarious.
“You know this idiot,” he said pointing at Prussia, “he thought that raisins grew on bushes! I mean how do you not know that raisins are dried grapes, like how stupid can you actually get??” Romano laughed. They then turned to look at Prussia because how do you actually not know where raisins come from?? Especially with how long Prussia has been around.
What they found when they turned around (rhymes 😲) was a very embarrassed looking Prussia who was refusing to meet anyone’s gaze. Oh my god. He actually didn’t know where raisins come from.
Everyone made fun of Prussia (especially Romano) for the rest of the evening.
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The next morning everyone got up and ready, they then all met up in the living room again to now decide what they were all going to do that day. After quite a bit of master debating, it was decided that Prussia, Germany, Spain, Austria, and Switzerland would go play golf (guys i know they don’t seem like the type of people to play golf but this is what happened in the real story and i don’t know what to change it to 😕😕) Whilst the rest of the nations would go on a walk around the countryside.
Once the others had left to play golf, the remaining nations discussed what they were going to do on their walk.
“So, what do you lot think we should do?? I think that we should add some fun to this walk!” Hungary proposed, everyone took some time to think of things they could do when Romano suddenly piped up saying “maybe we should keep an eye out for a raisin bush.” He then once again started giggling to himself like some sort of crazy person.
“Oh!! I have an idea!!!” Italy suddenly shouted out, “we could make a raisin bush!” Everybody looked at him a bit weirdly, except Romano of course because he was too busy absolutely pissing himself laughing.
“Erm.. if you don’t mind me asking Italy, how on earth would we do that???” Belgium asked giving him a questioning look.
“Well, we will do to the store first and buy some raisins obviously, and then while we are on our walk we will pick a small tree or bush and put raisins on the thorns so that it looks like the raisins are growing on the tree or bush!” Italy explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world?
“That actually sounds like it could be quite fun! said Liechtenstein. “Yeah! And then we can bring Prussia to see it when they all get back!” Hungary giggled. So they all agreed that they will make this raisin bush.
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Once they made it to the country path, they started to look for the perfect plant to make the fabled raisin bush.
After a while of searching they came across a somewhat small tree, or was it a bush, I don’t know but what I can say is that it had thorns and it looked perfect for growing raisins.
They all started to work together to put raisins on the thorns of this tree or bush, until they sadly ran out of raisins because for some unknown reason shops don’t sell bags of raisins big enough to cover a whole tree maybe bush. (Well at least they don’t where this is set I don’t know about what shops sell in other countries or areas 😕)
So after this totally awesome and amazing raisin bush was created, they continued on with their walk and then ended back to the house.
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“HEY HEY HEY!!! WE ARE TOTALLY AWESOMELY BACK!!!!!!” Prussia yelled, as all the folk that went out golfing entered the house. ‘Perfect’ all the raisin bush creators thought.
“You would never guess what we found on our walk today,” Hungary said with a smirk. “What?? What did you guys find???” Prussia asked, at this point Romano once again burst into another giggle fit. “Yeah! You will never believe it! We actually found a raisin bush!!!” Italy exclaimed. When Prussia heard that he stared at them all blankly. “Right now I know you guys are just making fun of me,” Prussia grumbled.
“No! No seriously we did find one, you maybe aren’t as dumb as you look and act,” Romano said still giggling away to himself. “Yeah, if you don’t believe us you can come see for yourself,” Belgium suggested.
‘Hmm… I don’t believe it… but Bel said I could go see it.. if there is physical evidence then it must be true!’ Prussia thought to himself. “Okay! Lead the way to this awesome raisin bush!” Prussia declared.
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“OH MEIN GOTT!!! I KNEW IT! YOU ALL MADE FUN OF ME BUT RAISINS REALLY DO GROW ON BUSHES!!! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!” Prussia yelled, jumping up and down as if it was the best day of his life. This again sent Romano into another giggle fit.
“YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!” Romano laughed “Of course raisins don’t grow on bushes! We made this you buffoon!” At this everyone else also started to have a bit of a giggle. Immediately Prussia stopped his jumping around and smiling, looking around at all the nations giggling at him like he’s some sort of idiot. (he is)
“Vhat that fudge guys that is so not awesome :/ “ Prussia sighed, shaking his head at them all. He then stormed off back to the house to watch The 101 Year Old Man Who Skipped Out On The Bill And Disappeared, because watching that movie is 1000000X more fun then getting made fun of.
Guys I would totally give you a picture of the awesome raisin bush here if I still had it 🙁 Unfortunately this picture was taken on my first phone which has been missing for quite some time now 😲 If I ever find that old peice of junk I will be sure to add a picture of that beautiful creation here 😢