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”I-I What?” Wifies says to the women, who was previously his girlfriend.
”you heard me. Your the father” the woman says to Wifies in an angry voice.
”What. It can… be right.. we have never done anything to.. make a kid” wifies says in disbelief. It couldn’t be right.. he is asexual, he made that clear on day one to her.
”Well…” the woman says sounding a bit weird. Like she was hiding something from wifies.
”You know that night? When you were drunk?” She says looking down.
”Well.. I was in the mood and you barely didn’t even know what happened..” she says with a voice of guilt.
Wifies could feel how his body tensed in a mix of discomfort and disgust.
”What” is all wifies say in disbelief on what he is hearing.
”Yea. You heard me” the woman says looking away from wifies.
”And I am keeping the baby” she added.
”I thought you didn’t want kids” wifies says still tense. Wifies knew her, she never wanted kids, so why?
”I can’t get an abortion, it’s too late now. I am 26 weeks pregnant” the woman says to wifies and rubs her stomach to show the belly.
Wifies looks at her stomach and feels a wave of discomfort of knowing it’s his child.
”What do you want me to do with this information? Buy child support?” Wifies asks his ex girlfriend.
” I want you to help me until I birth this baby out and maybe too act like we are still together? It would look weird if we weren’t.” She says to Wifies, smirking.
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It was was the day of the birth, wifies nightmare. He had spent weeks acting like his ex’s boyfriend. There was a reason why they broke up! The reason why is because wifies found out that he was bi and had told her because that is what you do. But she acted disgusted and broke up with him. Just because he liked two genders!
Wifies is right now sitting in the waiting room while the birth is happening. The reason why he wasn’t with her? Well his ex didn’t want him to be there. Which was kinda good because wifies didn’t want to be there either.
Wifies didn’t know how long birth took but it was like 3 am and he wanted to sleep. But what bad thing can happen if he just… took a nap?
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Wifies was woken up by some nurses, asking him to sigh something.. wifies is way too sleepy to even understand what they are saying.
”Wha” wifies says tiredness staining in his voice, he takes at look on what they want him to sign. He tries to wake himself a bit more.
”Your girlfriend left sir, can you take the baby?” One of the nurses says to him in this soft voice. Wifies body went still when the nurse said that. Of course this is what she would do. Wifies laugh a bit. A bittersweet laugh. But what was they gonna do with the kid if he said no? Wifies didn’t want to know. It wasn’t the kid’s fault that their own mother left them.
Wifies took a deep breath before answering.
”yea, I can take him” wifies answer them and then added ”I sign whatever I need to”
”That’s great, here sign this” the nurse says and gives him a pen to sign it. Wifies signs it immediately and then asks ”where is the baby?”
The nurses look at each other and one of them says ”follow me” she says and starts walking away. Wifies immediately gets up and starts following her.
Wifies didn’t even know the baby’s gender but he didn’t care. As long the kid is healthy its fine right?
As Wifies thinks this, the nurse stops to a crib. Which is when Wifies realizes that he was in the babies area or whatever they are called in the hospital.
”here is he” the nurse says as wifies looks at inside the crib. There is a beautiful baby. The baby had white hair like his mother and pale skin just like himself. From what Wifies could see, it looks like the kid is gonna have white eyes. The baby’s face looked just like him…
”You can take him home when you have decided a name, here is the paper and a pen” the nurse says as he is given the paper and the pen. He sees that the nurse waits patiently as he is processing the information.
Wifies looks at his baby and thinks. What name would go best for him? Wifies looks at the baby’s eyes and sees tiny stars.. stars… what does a star need to become a sun? Planets.. Planet… Planetlord. It’s sounds cheeky but it will do.
Wifies writes down the name and signs it as well. He gives the paper back to the nurse and picks up Planet with the blanket he was wrapped in. The nurse looks at the paper and points to the exit. Wifies starts walking to the exit, knowing that he had no baby stuff and that his ex had probably backed all her stuff , probably is somewhere far away from them. Which surprisingly doesn’t make him mad.
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It had been a few years now after Planet was born and Wifies was happy. Well as happy as he can be with 1 job at he has to work like 90 hours per week. But he can’t just leave a 5 year old home alone for 14 hours. He has hired babysitters but they all quit after seeing how Planet was so he had gotten desperate, to even asked his parents if they could babysit Planet. But ofc they hate him after still taking Planet in.
Wifies got tired of people quitting on him so here he was trying to find someone who could babysit his son.
”No not her” wifies whispers to himself as he strolled though people that was up for babysitting on his phone. Until he found someone name Derapchu. It said that he was good with kids even if he hated them. That line got him. He had 4 stars… he must be good right? Wifies didn’t have time to think because he need a babysitter by tomorrow. So he called the number.
Ring
Ring
On the 3th ring someone pick up.
”yo? Who is this?” Says the person though the phone.
”This is Wifies, I heard you are looking for someone to babysit if you are Derapchu ” wifies says to the person that probably was Derapchu.
”Yea, that’s me, and yes I am” Derapchu says to Wifies.
”That’s great… I pay 100 bucks if you start tomorrow ” Wifies says.
”sure, I will. Text me the address to your house and I’ll come tomorrow” Derapchu say to Wifies. Not even asking on how long he is gonna be babysitting or other things like that. But at this point wifies is desperate.
”Yea yea, um see you tomorrow” wifies says and hangs up. He is gonna text the address tomorrow to Derapchu.