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As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin*