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1. Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie

   Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • French Kissing
   • Dry Humping
   • Oral Sex
   • Face-Sitting
   • Tongue Fucking
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Trans Male Character
   • Trans Male Ryland Grace
   • Praise Kink
   • Porn with Feelings
   • stuck in the metaphorical washing machine
   • Porn Tropes
   • grown men doing anything but having an adult conversation
   • Coming in Pants
   • BloodyMary
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Groping
   • The Convict | Simon's Chest Harness (Iron Lung)
   • Demisexual Ryland Grace
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)

   Summary

   Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.

   Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.

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