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Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.
Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.
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Crazy funny and easily my favourite Simon inner dialogue so far
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On chapter 1
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So good, I sent it to my husband. Nothing better than two acespec guys bonding over space gays!
Really, really hope my take on Simon is this hot when I start the smut part of my own fic. This, I think, is ABSOLUTELY something to aspire to. Gollyyyy. Incredible.