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You Guys Didn't Know?!

Summary:

Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

Notes:

This idea was inspired by a post I saw on Threads from a couple of months ago. I thought I saved the post but it's now been lost so I can't give credit 😢

If this is from you, please let me know!

Hope you guys enjoy!

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ESPN ✅ @espn

Breaking News: Ottawa Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov and Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander revealed to be in a relationship after being seen in a video locked in a ‘passionate embrace’. The two have been rivals since they were drafted. Read more here: [link]



HOLLANOV REAL! @hollanovnation



Shane + Ilya @24811434ever 

WHAT

OMG

OMG

I CAN’T BREATHE



HOLLANOV NATION RISE UP! @shaneilya 

IF NOT RPF THEN WHY RPF-SHAPED??? RPF REAL???



Anna Diaz @annadiaz11

Me, a lesbian who knows jackshit about hockey, watching all of this unfold in my timeline



Eliseo Gonzales (SJ Whales #22) ✅ @elgonzales

Huh? Why are we freaking out? 

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Zachary McKenna (SJ Whales #42) ✅ @zachmckenna_

Right??? I was at All-Stars 2017! I know damn well what I saw

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Taylor Conway (Buffalo Swords #78) ✅ @tayway_78

BROTHER! IT’S WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING! Like huh??? 

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Louis Ford (Dallas Skies #41) ✅ @lford41 

Y’all saw the helmet kiss and didn’t realise??? 🤨

↳↳ Axel Dalton (Dallas Skies #53) ✅ @AxelD_53

Were they blind or were we just… assuming this whole time? 

↳↳↳ Carter Vaughn (New York Admirals #19) ✅ @Vaughny19

Man, idk ‘bout y’all but ever since Scott came out, we tended to assume nothing. HOWEVER…those two weren’t exactly subtle??? The tension at the bar in Tampa 2017 was through the roof lol had to break it ‘cos I saw the bartender in front of them about to explode 😆

↳↳↳↳ Preston Saunders (Minnesota Ox #31) ✅ @PresSaunders

Right…there’s normal cellies and then there’s…whatever those two did 🤷

↳↳↳↳↳ Chandler Jacobs (Anaheim Swans #91) ✅ @Chandler91 

A resounding helmet kiss and then a tension-filled eye contact that lasted ten seconds? Brother in Christ…who are we kidding??? 😆

↳↳↳↳↳↳ Abe Tanner (Anaheim Swans #25) ✅ @AbeTanner_25

LMAO I remember needing to call my wife after I saw that ‘cos heck yeah…LOVE! ✊

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Ivan Truong (Edmonton Petrols #47) ✅ @IvanTruong47_

Exactly. I’m so so so confused. Was this really not known to everybody???

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Seth Martin (Tampa Bay Thunders #88) ✅ @smartin88

This was supposed to be a secret??? I’ve been telling my family how it was nice to see the league make strides in acceptance now because one: Hunter. And two: they’re allowing Hollanov to be a couple like this?

↳↳ Alex Benitez (Tampa Bay Thunders #15) ✅ @abenitez_hockey15

loool same! I went to my little nephew’s career day and was asked what’s so cool about being a hockey player aside from the sport itself and I said “well! The MLH is now very proud to say that hockey is for everyone!”



Pearl believes in Hollanov @hollanovsupremacy

Ok Hollanov real! Shocker to me, a Hollanov fangirl, but uhhhhhhhhhhh why are a bunch of players who were present for ASG 2017 now saying this is not a surprise???

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Julie in your area @Blink4evrr 

I saw those too! And most of the players have been liking the posts??? Like they can’t believe this is a shocker???

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911 what’s your emergency? @helpimabuddieshipperandicantgetup

Like…are we being gaslit or…???

↳↳ Eric O’Connor (New Jersey Angels #5) ✅ @5ricoconnor 

Nah, genuinely thought it was not a secret…



Your honour they’re in love! @hollanovers 

LMAO what a day: first, i found out the ship everyone told me to i was being creepy for IS REAL MOTHERFUCKERS and two, that this was not a secret to the players???

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Larry always and forever @larrylover 

lol apparently they didn’t think it was a secret either. So much so that they were talking about the whole thing openly? 

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Very Normal Hockey Fan @hockeygetinme 

real. The only surprise here, apparently, is how long Hollanov cruised by under the public’s nose for so long…well probably not to you Hollanovers but still



Shayden Scout #2435 @shaydenpls 

So Shayden not real??? 😭

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Your honour they’re in love! @hollanovers 

GIRL Hayden has a million kids with his hot wife. Come on now!

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Pearl believes in Hollanov @hollanovsupremacy

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♥️Shayden♥️ @shaydenshooter 

they can be real TO US!



Chloe Bates @chloeloeloe

You MLH players are telling me you saw how the Hollanov nation was suffering and decided to not help us???

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Callan Johnson (Washington Centres #37) ✅ @caljohnson

Listen, in our defence, we really thought everybody knew!

↳↳ Chloe Bates @chloeloeloe

MEN! ARGH

↳↳↳ Callan Johnson (Washington Centres #37) ✅ @caljohnson 

Sorry! I’ll make it up to you if you’re in Washington

↳↳↳↳ Chloe Bates @chloeloeloe

🙄I live here…

↳↳↳↳↳ Callan Johnson (Washington Centres #37) ✅ @caljohnson 

😃



Not that Naomi @naomicampbell7

Wait so like this is real right? They’re in a relationship?

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Ryan Wu (Nashville Tigers #19) ✅ @RWRWNashville

i mean, yes? Like you know when your parents are in different areas of a room trying to be professional/social? But you know you’re all going home together? Yeah, it was like that every time they were in the same room together.

↳↳ Not that Naomi @naomicampbell7

for how long now?

↳↳↳ Ryan Wu (Nashville Tigers #19) ✅ @RWRWNashville

idk, i got drafted in 2018, it’s been like that since i can remember

↳↳↳↳Not that Naomi @naomicampbell7

and you didn’t question it? The sport known for being so problematic…and no one said anything?

↳↳↳↳↳ Ryan Wu (Nashville Tigers #19) ✅ @RWRWNashville

oh i heard things but like no one said anything to them because: Rozanov’s punches hurt like a mf and Hollander will embarrass you on ice you’ll start thinking of retirement right there and then

↳↳↳↳↳↳ Not that Naomi @naomicampbell7

Ok. Last one: did you just refer to Hollanov as your parents???

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳ Ryan Wu (Nashville Tigers #19) ✅ @RWRWNashville

 


 

CNN ✅ @cnn

Developing story: MLH Commissioner Roger Crowell orders benching of hockey stars Rozanov and Hollander after relationship reveal. Read more here: [link]



Connor Connors (Boston Raiders #12) ✅ @ConnyBoy

Why bench them?

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Porter Wells @WellthatsaPorterpotty

Uh maybe because those two need to be investigated for throwing games for each other?

↳↳ Connor Connors (Boston Raiders #12) ✅ @ConnyBoy

huh? But they’ve been together since at least 2014???

↳↳↳ Porter Wells @WellthatsaPorterpotty

SIR?!

↳↳↳↳ Connor Connors (Boston Raiders #12) ✅ @ConnyBoy

idk they’ve been texting since I was a rookie in 2014 so…

↳↳↳↳↳ Porter Wells @WellthatsaPorterpotty



Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

Lol the benching is soooo unnecessary…Roz has been messaging ‘Montreal Jane’ since HE was a rookie…

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Very Normal Hockey Fan @hockeygetinme 

Montreal Jane??? How did you know that was Hollander?

↳↳ Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

Roz would disappear in Montreal and would be unreachable in Boston if Montreal is playing us. Then Jane…Shane…?

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Victor St. Simon (Boston Raiders #11) ✅ @Vic_StSimon 

Also, why do you guys think we didn’t kick up a fuss when Roz said he wanted to leave for Ottawa? It’s ‘cos every one of us understood 😌

↳↳Dominic Sebin (Boston Raiders #15) ✅ @domseb15

did it suck he was leaving? Duh! But love is love yo 



Bailey is a 2481 shooter @hollanovsh00ter

PAUSE

IN 2010???

[QT @c_marleau: Lol the benching is soooo unnecessary…Roz has been messaging ‘Montreal Jane’ since he was a rookie…]



Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

LOL @c_marleau Montreal Jane???

Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

 Yes lmao not so subtle. What’s Roz saved as?

↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

Boston Lily 😂

↳↳↳ Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

See this is why I can’t believe the relationship was supposed to be hidden 🤣 Who comes up with obvious nicknames like that!!!



It’s always been them @shilya8124

I am getting so much lore today…

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Shane + Ilya @24811434ever 

What do you mean Hollanov is real? What do you mean Hollanov HAS BEEN REAL??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE LEAGUE KNOWS ABOUT THEM AT THIS POINT???

↳↳ It’s always been them @shilya8124

atp…is Roger Crowell the only one who doesn’t know?

↳↳↳ Shane + Ilya @24811434ever 

Probably…



Soren Miitka (Montreal Metros #1) ✅ @m1tty 

Waking up to Pike’s fanmail video going viral…why?

Montreal Fanboy Certified @montycarlo 

Uhh your captain was caught making out with his rival? Professional ragebaiter Ilya Rozanov? Isn’t that surprising???

↳↳ Soren Miitka (Montreal Metros #1) ✅ @m1tty 

Pfft big deal. They’re always in Pike’s videos making out at the background

↳↳↳ Montreal Fanboy Certified @montycarlo 

WHAT



Gilbert Comeau (Montreal Metros #42) ✅@comeau_gil42

Do you know how many times our team got a photo or video from Pike with Cap and Rozanov being all cuddly in the background? I didn’t know he was also supposed to keep this a secret with the amount of ‘evidence’ we have…

Metros Till I Die @metroooosss

So Hayden Pike had been outing Hollanov for a while now?

↳↳ Gilbert Comeau (Montreal Metros #42) ✅@comeau_gil42

Well…is it outing if we knew they’re together? Like everyone else…I’m surprised that everyone is surprised.



Donny Stedlund (Montreal Metros #54) ✅ @thegoodDonald 

To back up Gil, I asked Pike once if he could send me a photo of his deck because I was going to show it to my contractor and in the photo was Cap hugging Rozanov 🤷

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Metros Till I Die @metroooosss



Patrice Drapeau (Montreal Metros #17) ✅ @patdapreau17 

At the risk of sounding like a broken record: Hollanov was supposed to be a secret???
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Montreal Fanboy Certified @montycarlo 

YES?!

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It’s always been them @shilya8124

Again…on your end………..IT WASN’T????

↳↳ Patrice Drapeau (Montreal Metros #17) ✅ @patdapreau17 

lmao ok corroborating @c_marleau’s statement that Cap’s been messaging Rozanov since rookie season so like idk what’s the big deal

↳↳↳ Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau



Greg Arroyo (Carolina Cyclones #8) ✅ @greg_arroyo8

Hold up. Is Hollanov being benched because of their relationship? Because I have a relationship with a player in Columbus… aka my brother?

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Elliott @eli2312012

You guys know that this is not the same right?

↳↳Greg Arroyo (Carolina Cyclones #8) ✅ @greg_arroyo8

How? 

↳↳↳ Elliott @eli2312012

Well it’s ‘cos they’re gay???

↳↳↳↳ Greg Arroyo (Carolina Cyclones #8) ✅ @greg_arroyo8

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FREE THE EVERGREEN @lola000

Whack ‘em homophobes in the replies for me Gregorio! 



This one’s for Harambe #kingharambe

WAIT WAIT So what were all the women with Rozanov before? Cover?

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Brad Hammersmith (Boston Raiders #19) ✅@hammertime

And I raise you: bisexuality 

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Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

We all knew the thing with Hollander was a situationship for the longest time 

↳↳ Brad Hammersmith (Boston Raiders #19) ✅@hammertime 

Lol he tried to pass it off as a situationship on his end but we knew from the start. Oh boy, we knew he was in deep 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla @tortillafan

Lol I noticed long ago that most of the women Rozanov slept with had: dark hair, freckles, and beautiful. TELL ME WHO ELSE IS LIKE THAT

↳↳This one’s for Harambe #kingharambe



Scott Hunter (New York Admirals #21) ✅ @ScottHunter

Look, just because I am also a member of the community and came out to the world by kissing my now-husband on ice does not mean I knew they were together.

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Cale Wagner (New York Admirals #12) ✅ @calewagner12

??? You were right next to Hollander when Rozanov gave his room number back in 2011???

↳↳ Scott Hunter (New York Admirals #21) ✅ @ScottHunter

Huh?! What are you talking about? What hotel number?

↳↳↳ Cale Wagner (New York Admirals #12) ✅ @calewagner12

Scott. Scott. Please tell me you heard it? The whole bench heard it!

↳↳↳↳ Emory Bradshaw (Calgary Blazes #29) ✅ @em_bradshaw

Can confirm! I was next to @calewagner12 and heard it.

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Preston Saunders (Minnesota Ox #31) ✅ @PresSaunders

Okay I guess in Hunter’s defence I thought those two were gonna be up to no good at first

↳↳ Yusuf Ali (Pittsburgh Seals #20) ✅ @yusufali20

Yeah until you and I passed by that room and heard uhhhh sounds. And then I thought ‘huh, good for them.’ 

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Admirals Fan | SKip kiss | MLH is gay now @bebop

Don’t tell Rozanov about this interaction or he’ll have more ammo for his “Scott is old” jokes 😩



Omari Taylor (Montreal Metros #49) ✅ @omari49 

For context and as long as I can remember, Coach T has been ending his playoffs-bound speech by saying “We might love the people on the other team but only one of us will get the Cup!” and I thought it was weird until JJ told me that he’s been doing that since Cap and Rozanov were a thing

HOLLANOV NATION RISE UP! @shaneilya 

which was…?

↳↳ Omari Taylor (Montreal Metros #49) ✅ @omari49 

been forever? Idk it definitely started before my rookie season because when he said it in 15-16, none of the guys batted an eye. Hollander was nodding so I thought…?



Jonas Becker (Utah Mastodons #32) ✅@jobeck 

I’m only a rookie but I’ve been hearing about Hollanov since I was still in juniors? So…

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Camillo Alvarez @cami11o

 bruh wdym everyone’s confused? This information was told to us like it was nothing. “Sky is blue” typa shi

↳↳Jonas Becker (Utah Mastodons #32) ✅@jobeck 

That’s what I’ve been saying? Whole time this was supposed to be on the dl???

↳↳↳Camillo Alvarez @cami11o 

Coach: “so you see everyone? Just because you’re in a relationship and you love each other doesn’t mean you’re also not rivals. Be fierce on the ice! Look at Hollander and Rozanov!”

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Santi LaPointe (Ottawa Centaurs #22) @lalalapointe

Bergy and I got a similar speech in Juniors too lol and we’re a year older than you

↳↳ Jonas Becker (Utah Mastodons #32) ✅@jobeck  

SEE! 



Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

So Rozanov definitely moved to Ottawa to be closer to Hollander right? Hello? @Raiders @Centaurs?

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Zane Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs #38) ✅@boodram

Was this also supposed to be secret? I thought the media was just hyping up stuff like usual when Roz announced his move here when we all knew the real reason…

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Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

I gave the guy a big speech and everything… “Follow your heart, Roz!” Fucker just smirked at me so I took it as a sign that he’s acknowledging our support?

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FREE THE EVERGREEN @lola000

Did…did…did you create this account today just to figure this whole Hollanov thing out?

↳↳ Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew



Bailey is a 2481 shooter @hollanovsh00ter

Wait wait wait wait waiiiitttt

Does Hollanov even know that apparently every player knows about them???

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Wyatt Hayes (Ottawa Centaurs #30) ✅@megaWyattsmile

I think? Roz was super understanding to how much I hated LDR (had to be in Ottawa a few weeks before my wife) and I was sure he was sympathising with me ‘cos Hollander was two hours away and hockey schedules are crazy

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Ryan Carmichael (Boston Raiders #80) @ryancarmichael 

I was having problems with my then-girlfriend back in ‘17 and Roz gave good advice. “I’m sure Cap with your experience…” “Ah yes, I am experienced in matters of heart.” so………..yeah?

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Soren Miitka (Montreal Metros #1) ✅ @m1tty 

Cap’s always so confident when giving advice about our relationships? I just thought he knew that we knew? 



Shane’s Freckles | Shane’s Abs | Shane’s Nips @shaneshine 

Okay pause. If everyone knew these guys have been together for ages, then how come no photos or team hangouts?

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Zane Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs #38) ✅@boodram

Roz is Russian (pls everyone read up on that). Also, hockey schedules are crazy. We all just assumed those two wanted more alone time.

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Gilbert Comeau (Montreal Metros #42) ✅@comeau_gil42

Cap’s always been super private 🤷

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Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

We all thought it’s ‘cos Roz didn’t want Hollander hearing about embarrassing stories about him 🤪



Anaya’s in her Landry era @RoseLandryyy

I would like to circle back to the Rose Landry thing 🙋

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Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

Well like @c_marleau said…Hollanov may be a thing from the start but the start was some seven circles of situationship hell so I tried to get Shane to meet other people 

↳↳ Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

YOU CAUSED THE CRASH OUT OF THE CENTURY??? Bro I can still feel all the bag skates he made us do 😩😩😩

↳↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

Sorry 😅



Rozy’s girl @Rozy818181 

My head’s fucking hurting. Someone get this timeline straight. SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. 

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Pearl believes in Hollanov @hollanovsupremacy

Whole thing so gay timeline can’t even be straight 😭😭😭



Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Reading everything aaaandddd…Let me get this as straight (heh) as I can so MLH players please jump in when you can:

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Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Hollanov has been a thing since rookie season. In 2010. 

↳↳ Cliff Marleau (Boston Raiders #7) ✅ @c_marleau

They were texting since 2010. They must have exchanged numbers before this.

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Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Around 2010 (can be earlier) to 2016 (which was the Rose Landry era), this was what Boiziau called the seven circles of situationship hell.

↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

Correct. Montreal Jane, Boston Lily. Idk if they were trying to hide it then but 🤷

↳↳↳ Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Then you introduced Rose Landry to Hollander?

↳↳↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

In 2016. Yes. I mean, Rozanov was papped with so many women and I thought hey, my buddy should move on now.

↳↳↳↳ Patrice Drapeau (Montreal Metros #17) ✅ @patdapreau17 

Didn’t you keep trying to set Cap up with other men even after 2017?

↳↳↳↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

I only do it when Rozanov was being an asshole on ice! 😤

↳↳↳↳↳↳ Gilbert Comeau (Montreal Metros #42) ✅@comeau_gil42

And did you or did you not callously announce in front of the whole team about the Cens’ plane incident? Knowing Cap might just break down???

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

In my defence, I just thought Cap should know before he sees it on the news

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳ Omari Taylor (Montreal Metros #49) ✅ @omari49 

But what about that ‘crush’ comment you told Cap?

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

I was teasing him!!!

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳↳Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Jean-Jacques…

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Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Ok. Then, in 2017 was the All-Star Weekend where the ‘resounding helmet kiss and then a tension-filled eye contact that lasted ten seconds’ happened according to @Chandler91

↳↳Chandler Jacobs (Anaheim Swans #91) ✅ @Chandler91  

Yup yup.

↳↳↳ Seth Martin (Tampa Bay Thunders #88) ✅ @smartin88 

Will also say that that was the moment we all thought ‘oh this is NOT a situationship anymore’

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Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

And so in 2018 Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Hollander?

↳↳ Zane Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs #38) ✅@boodram

Correct. Well, at least that’s what everyone in the league figured out?

↳↳ Nick Chouinard (Ottawa Centaurs #73) ✅ @choubacca 

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Andrew WILL get to the bottom of this @PANdrew

Thank you MLH players. We got to the bottom of this!!!

Well except for whatever the heck was going on in Boiziau’s mind…

↳↳ Jean-Jacques Boiziau (Montreal Metros #16) ✅ @JeanJacques 

😭😭😭

 

 

Rozy’s girl @Rozy818181 

Thank you @PANdrew my head finally stopped hurting.



LIVe as a fangirl @livlaughlove 

This reads like a Harlequin novel. SOMEBODY GET ME A PEN AND PAPER!

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Anya’s FanClub Vice President @queenanya

Doth the lady desire a quill and parchment, perchance?

↳↳LIVe as a fangirl @livlaughlove 

Shut upppppppppp



Shane’s Freckles | Shane’s Abs | Shane’s Nips @shaneshine 

So the Foundation…

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Evan Dykstra (Ottawa Centaurs #7) @evandykstra7

What better way to honour your boyfriend’s mother, right?

↳↳ Shane’s Freckles | Shane’s Abs | Shane’s Nips @shaneshine 

Hmmmmmmmmm ykw this is the least crazy thing I heard today so yeah sure what the hell



Parker Young (Ottawa Centaurs #70) ✅ @parkeribarelyknowher

Hollanov? Hot.

WHAT WHO SAID THAT???

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Luca Haas (Ottawa Centaurs #11) ✅ @LucaHaasMLH

Youngy, are you about to come out?

↳↳Parker Young (Ottawa Centaurs #70) ✅ @parkeribarelyknowher

Can’t a man have eyes??? And use them???

 


 

Sports Channel ✅ @SportsChannel

Update: Rozanov and Hollander benched; investigations on possible game tampering are underway. Read more here: [Link]



Coach LeClaire ✅@leclaire_boston

Come on, Crowell. What’s a little kiss between lovers, huh?

Pearl believes in Hollanov @hollanovsupremacy

LMAO the fact that pretty much all the players liked this.

↳↳Rozy’s girl @Rozy818181

Girl, COACHES were liking this 😆



Coach Wiebe ✅ @bwiebeOTT

Okay they’re together. So what? 🤷 Let’s get on with the playoffs…



Coach Theriault ✅ @thieraultMTL

Stats are in: 98% of the time, Hollander’s and Rozanov’s statistics are way better when playing against each other than other teams. [Link to chart] 👀



24 ♥️ 81 @hollanovisr3al

So now that we’re all clear Hollanov was a thing before alllll of this, why are they being investigated?



MELtifandom @melanie1100

The benching reeks of…common say ditch eh… homophobia

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Julie in your area @Blink4evrr 

Bitch did you mean to say COMO SE DICE???



Sam Mitchell @sammyhockey

Seriously, what is Crowell doing? You’re ruining people’s schedules! Get on with the playoffs!

 


 

Sports Channel ✅ @SportsChannel

Developing story: MLH Commissioner Roger Crowell under fire from fans, players, and coaches as MLH playoffs schedule hindered by the Hollanov investigation. Read more here [link].



ESPN ✅ @espn

MLH Board of Governors convene for an emergency session to discuss Crowell’s future amidst decisions regarding hockey stars Rozanov and Hollander. Read more here [link].



CNN ✅ @cnn

Breaking News: Crowell steps down as MLH Commissioner. Read the MLH Board of Governors statement here [link].

 


 

[one week later]

 

Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81

Well apparently our secret is not a secret…

But did you know that …We’re engaged 😀

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Troy Barrett (Ottawa Centaurs #17) ✅ @troybarrett 

We know! We saw the ring back in Feb!

↳↳ Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81 

why didn’t you congratulate me??

↳↳↳ Troy Barrett (Ottawa Centaurs #17) ✅ @troybarrett 

We just thought you guys were waiting to announce it! 

↳↳↳↳ Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81

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Timothy Conner (Philadelphia Flares #14) @t1mot4yconner

We played you in March and saw the ring lmao

↳↳ Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81

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Knox Andersen (Detroit Wheelers #2) @k_andy2

You were shirtless in an interview back in late Feb with the ring visible for everyone. What did you think???

↳↳ Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81



Shane Hollander (Montreal Metros #24) @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

@rozanov81.

Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs #81) ✅ @rozanov81

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Notes:

LMAO I changed the names of the teams by, for some, replacing it with what's close enough, and for most, checking out the origins of their names and using what could work.

I also gave everyone jersey numbers (realising halfway through that I didn't even need to do this.........) and I literally had the wheel website and number 1-99 to draw from. So aside from canon numbers, I just...gave everyone random numbers :D

I hope you enjoyed this! As always, your kudos and comments mean so much to me. I love you, you beautiful people xoxoxo