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    Shane Hollander has recently retired from the Ottawa Centaurs and moved to the small town of South Algonquin in Ontario. One spring morning, the birds of South Algonquin decided to unionize against Shane by covering his car in an obscene amount of bird shit. Shane needs a car wash and there’s only one car wash within fifty miles.

    Ilya Rozanov owns a car wash named “Daddy’s Car Wash” near South Algonquin, Ontario. One morning, a car covered in bird shit pulls into the washing bay. Ilya would have never expected the driver to be the one and only Shane Hollander.

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