Archive of Our Own

After a long day of battling evil (a.k.a doing heavenly paperwork), the Archangel Uriel gives a sigh of relief and tunes into the Star Stream. She is, it appears, just in time. Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk have just finished engaging in battle with several monsters. Kim Dokja has a long scratch on his face. Yoo Joonghyuk is untouched.

Kim Dokja: Yoo Joonghyuk, □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □? If □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □? □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □!¹

[Uriel presses a hand to her mouth and giggles]

[200 coins have been consumed to send an indirect message.]

[Uriel sponsors Kim Dokja 500 coins]

[Kim Dokja looks supremely confused]

[Uriel urges Kim Dokja to continue]

[200 coins have been consumed to send an indirect message.]

Uriel: !!!!!!

Uriel: Gabriel.

Uriel: I'm pretty sure Kim Dokja is confessing his love 🫢 😇

Uriel: Are you watching this?

[Gabriel sighs]

Gabriel: I am, in fact, reviewing your latest paperwork. Are you aware that you doodled Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk kissing in the margins of this requisition for divine justice?

Uriel: Um, could you…maybe not pass that one on to Metatron? I'll redo it in a minute.

Uriel focuses on the Star Stream again just in time to see Yoo Joonghyuk glare at Kim Dokja.

Yoo Joonghyuk: You're the one who □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □. ²

[Uriel blushes at Yoo Joonghyuk's words]

[200 coins have been consumed to send an indirect message.]

[Uriel sponsors Yoo Joonghyuk 500 coins]

[Yoo Joonghyuk doesn't acknowledge]

Uriel: Ugh, this is why I send more messages to Kim Dokja. At least he reacts!

[Uriel eagerly awaits Kim Dokja's response]

[200 coins have been consumed to send an indirect message.]

Gabriel: By the way, have you looked at your expense account lately?

Uriel: One second, I just have to finish posting this to Archive of Our Heavenly Own!

Footnotes

¹ What Uriel imagines he says: "Yoo Joonghyuk, how are you so handsome and strong? If you look at me like that one more time, how am I supposed to resist kissing you? I would go to the ends of the earth—no, the universe—for a single touch from you!"^{return to text ↩}

² What Uriel imagines he says: "You're the one who haunts my every waking hour, and my dreams too. I've never had a companion that understood me like you do. I would sacrifice my soul if it meant keeping you safe."^{return to text ↩}