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    “Go jerk off to Rose Landry without me,” he grumbles as a final statement.

    “I heard her character dies in this one though,” Cliff mentions absentmindedly.

    Ilya halts in his step. Thinks about it. Turns around and agrees to meet them at 9.

    In which Ilya’s teammates are tired of him hating on the X-Squad franchise without having seen it, so they drag him to the sequel's premiere.

    Imagine his surprise when his boyfriend comes up on screen. Acting as Rose Landry's boyfriend.

    Ilya really fucking hates those movies.

    Alternatively, Shane forgot to mention his not-so-brief cameo in Rose’s movie. The internet (and Ilya) want him to start a career as an action star because holy shit, he’s hot in that movie.

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