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Till ✔ @Till_TheEnd ⭑ 3:56 AM

uhwey the fvko is ivna so hotUHGEUOG i wondwjkr what lip glosos he uses, , , ,whajit i woul;d fo to kiss thajot infuritaitng man , , ,

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what happens when till drunk tweets his undying love for his sworn-nemesis-turned-crush-turned-enemy-in-the-musical-world Ivan? He sure as hell doesn't know, and he's CERTAIN he doesn't want to find out either, but alas, woe is him, and that mouthful tongue twister of a scenario is his reality.

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Chapter 1: all roads lead to rome..?

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Till ✔ @Till_TheEnd ⭑ 11:53 PM

‘All-In’ COVER OUT NOW thank you Hyuna sunbaenim for helping out ✌️

🔗youtu.be/t84D5lx… 

🔗open.spotify.com/trac

#Till #REBEL_TILL #Till_TheEnd #HYUNA 

[ Img Desc: Till singing passionately, head tilted to the right, his expression fierce. His right arm is raised out of frame.]

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Hyuna ✔ @Hyuna_Official ⭑ 12:00 AM  

It was so fun helping ya out! Ya did great, Till~

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  • Tillsrightarm 🤤 @tilliloveyouplease2838 ⭑ 12:01 AM 

         akljLHFIHEGPOspo;alfjpwgj ITS HAPPEONIGN 

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  • Tillfanreal 🤑💘  @tillshusbandforreal ⭑ 1:04AM 

           LORD i’m not your strongest solider till

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BANG. 

 

….huh? 

 

Was his apartment getting broken into? 

 

THUD. 

 

The banging sound increased tenfold, becoming an incessant knocking that never faltered even after Till lay in bed, unmoving and contemplating all his decisions leading up to this one. 

 

Blearily rubbing his sleep crusted eyes and nursing one of the most violent hangovers he’s ever experienced in his life, Till sits up in his bed, palms pressing flat against his wrinkled sheets. He shifts closer to the side of his bed, joints popping and letting out concerning cracking noises as he stretches out his arms and reaches mindlessly for his phone, mouth open in a yawn. 

 

When he finally manages to turn on the brick in his hand, he groans at the sudden flash of bright light, burying his face in his hands and letting his hellspawn of a phone drop into his sheets. Upon further reflection, Till surmises that the insensitive prick knocking on his door was actually just in his head. 

 

Fuck, just how much had he drank last night? Till groans again, musters up the energy to move his limbs, and flails around blindly until his hand makes contact with his phone before bringing it up to his face. He sniffs. Wipes at his nose with one hand before reaching down to scratch at his stomach under his shirt, having successfully unlocked his phone. 

 

Fighting the urge to shake in an anxiety induced fit at the ungodly time he decided to wake up at (damn, he knew his sleep schedule needed work but, really?---), he turns off DND and can’t fight the scandalized shriek that leaves his body at the amount of notifications that fill up his screen. 

 

Till flings the phone across his bed, pushing himself upright and collapsing against his excessive amount of pillows, chest heaving. The 999+ notifications on Tweeter making his phone gain some semblance of sentience as its vibrations continue with each incoming message. 

 

It wasn’t entirely the plethora of notifications that scared him shitless, but the amount of missed calls from not JUST his mom doing her hourly check-ins but his manager, and ALL of his friends (which, admittedly wasn’t a lot, but still—) Something had to be wrong. 

 

Nervously wringing his fingers together, he wracks his mind for what led up to this moment and comes up with a suspiciously blank spot in his memories after cracking open his first can of….er, adult juice…yeah, let’s call it that.

 

“Shit, shit—” Till knew he didn’t really think before doing anything most of the time, and experienced more times than he didn’t how it always came to bite him in the ass, but he survived this long, right? What could he possibly have done last night that could ruin his life that bad…? 

 

He scrambles over on shaky limbs to the other end of his bed and practically dives for his phone to check his timeline. 

 

“Well, fuck.” Displayed proudly on his cracked phone screen were all of his tweets from last night in succession, all within eleven minutes of each other. 

 

Till ✔ @Till_TheEnd ⭑ 3:56 AM

uhwey the fvko is ivna so hotUHGEUOG i wondwjkr what lip glosos he uses, , ,  ,whajit i woul;d fo to kiss thajot infuritaitng man , , , 

[GIF Desc: Higuruma from hit-series KUJUTSUJAISEN covering the lower half of his face with his hands, staring up at the sky. Speech bubble saying ‘Oh my god bruh’] 

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Oh wow, in his alcohol-induced mind, he was too incoherent to question the contents of his message but had enough forethought to attach a GIF. Great job, Till. 

 

Till ✔ @Till_TheEnd ⭑ 3:59 AM

HSI HAIR LOOKS SO SOFJKLTMTOO!??!? He’;. s socFUCJIDGKSKLSL HJOT HE IAS???  ,, , ,DMAUDJN 🤤

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    • zimimi 🔒 @ilovesuamywife ⭑ 4:05 AM

      TILL GET OFF MAIN???

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    • Luka 🔒 @hyunatakemebackimsorry ⭑ 4:18 AM

      Lol

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“Fuck, shit, this cannot be happening.” He refreshes his feed once, twice, a third time for good luck, but the horrifying tweets stare back up at him, as unassuming and typo-riddled as they were fifteen seconds ago. Till might as well have rented a plane and attached a banner off the end saying ‘EVERYONE LOOK AT TILL, HE’S A RAGING BISEXUAL’ and it would’ve had the same effect. 

Is he going to get fired? No, no way, the world is very progressive right now.  

 

Till ✔ @Till_TheEnd ⭑ 4:07 AM

NOTN TO MENTION HSI VOICE>. ..  .????!<>>> LKIEK  . ..dmnab gneitic loe-ptotryy or somenithgn 

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  • IVAN 🖤 @ANAKT_OFFICIAL ⭑ 6:00 AM

    @Till_TheEnd You’re very kind, Till. I’d love to collaborate with you on a song, if you’re interested, DM me!

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“WHAT—” Till shoves one of his many pillows over his face, questioning the ethics behind suffocation by pillow over crush on boy. Not very sexy. He groans and throws the pillow off the bed. 

He can’t believe this. Ivan, THE ivan, Ivan Park, global pop star and his long-time crush, saw his tweets. He turns to his side. 

‘You're very kind, Till.’

He grabs another pillow and shoves his face in it. 

 

Luka🔒 @hyunatakemebackimsorry ⭑ 9:45 AM

What does one do when they embarrass themselves on the internet and ruin their bloodline’s digital footprint over a hot guy? Asking for a friend, of course.

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    • Acorn 🔒 @givemescreentime ⭑ 9:46 AM

      LMAOOO????

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  • IVANILY 🔒 @unknown8970 ⭑ 10:46 AM

    DIE??

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  • Sua 🔒 @mygodmyuniversemizi ⭑ 10:48 AM

    Look who finally found his priv

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 DMs With PissHair (Luka) 

You ⭑ 10:46 AM

STOP SUBTWEEING ME YOU SHIT 

I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU 

 


 

 

DMs With Grouchface (Urak - Manager) 

Urak ⭑ 9:00 AM

Till, come to the office tomorrow. 7am sharp. 

 

Oh, perfect. He pulls at his hair. I am SO getting fired. 

Tamping down the hysterical laughter in his lungs— can relatively young middle aged men at the peak of their career enter psychosis, he doesn’t know— Till flings his phone across the room and prays that it finally shattered into a million pieces at the resounding thud of it hitting the floor. 

The stupidly endearing black heart emoji Ivan sent in his tweet (his signature emoji, Till would know! He’s been Ivan’s ‘secret’ fan since pre-debut!) going in circles around the back of his eyes. 

God, Till is so fucked. 

Notes:

yo. my first idol au my first tweet/chat/social media fic my first my first my first time please talk me through it or i'll never come back