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Senku created a chat.
Senku renamed the chat: The Kingdom of Science.
Senku invited: 6 new users to chat
Taiju: SENKU IS THIS WHAT I THINK THIS IS?!
Senku: Calm down you big oaf. This is simply a test run for something I’ve had in mind.
Kohaku: Taiju? What is this? Why is everyone’s name here? Is that really you?
Suika: hi kohaku!!!!
Kohaku: Suika! Hi!
Suika: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kohaku: I miss youuuuuuu
Suika: i miss you toooooo
Gen: Not one minute with this chat and they’ve learned to spam.
Senku: That was ten billion percent expected.
Yuzuriha: I’m surprised they’ve picked it up so fast…
Chrome: Wait, this is the internet thing you all have been talking about?! SO BAD!
Taiju: YUZURIHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuzuriha: Hey Taiju :)
Taiju: OH MAN I MISSED THIS SO MUCH!
Taiju: JUST TEXTING MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY!
Gen: NEW RULE! NO SPAMMING!!! >:{
Senku: Lighten up a little mentalist. They deserve a bit of fun here and there.
Senku: Just not too much fun. You’re all still expected to show up for our manual labor sessions.
Gen: Of course :<
Kohaku: So what exactly is this? Not that it isn’t fun but can’t we just talk in person?
Senku: We’ve been utilizing the radio for a good while to communicate from long distances, but it’s still totally primitive.
Senku: Especially with our evolving Kingdom of Science, I thought a little upgrade was in order.
Gen: And here he goes again with his azy-cray escalations.
Chrome: SO BAD!
Taiju: So you remade a group chat?! Like ours from the good old days?
Gen: Seems like he finally figured out how to turn off the caps lock…
Taiju: THE WHAT?
Senku: Not exactly. I’m still testing the memory storage and how much the system can handle, which is why I figured I should limit the chat members to the bare essentials.
Gen: So you’re saying I’m one of your favorites? ;)
Senku: No, but you like to manipulate anything you get your hands on. If there's a mistake here, you’ll find it.
Gen: You certainly have a way with words Senku <3
Senku: …I’m sure Ukyo would be up to the challenge instead..
Gen: No no, you’ve made your point. (╥﹏╥)
Yuzuriha: You know, it isn’t a real group chat without…
Yuzuriha: Hold on, it’s been a while since I’ve used a phone. Hopefully I can still do this...
Yuzuriha changed their name to: Wonderful Weaver
Wonderful Weaver: It’s a bit bland, but I feel this suits me!
Taiju: It’s an awesome name Yuzuriha! I mean, Wonderful Weaver :D
Kohaku: What did you just do??
Gen: Sometimes I forget there’s such a large gap between our generations.
Kohaku: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Gen: Nothing at all, wonderful lady!
Suika: woah! yuzuriha how did you do that?
Wonderful Weaver: It should be in the settings on the top right! Just press ‘change username’. Thank you Senku for your foresight *^^*
Senku: I know you well enough to know you would have done something like this immediately. Not to mention the big oaf has his fascination with everything smartphone.
Senku: Think of it as a “thank you” for all of the hard labor.
Gen: You truly flatter us, oh great leader. </3
Senku: Don’t get too comfortable.
Suika: ooh! i figured it out.
Suika changed their name to: great detective suika
Gen: Do you not know where the shift button is? It doesn’t all have to be lowercase. (っ- ‸ - ς)
great detective suika: I just learned how to read you meanie!!
Kohaku: Do you need me to teach him a lesson Suika?
Gen: Woah! No need for at-thay! (っ╥﹏╥ς)
Chrome changed their name to: BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: Pretty bad, am I right?
Wonderful Weaver: Did you forget where the space bar was?
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: It wouldn’t fit, and every word counts here!
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: One less and no one would get it!
Gen: You do you I guess… (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: What? Do you not think my name’s bad?
Gen: I just don’t think you should rase-phay it like that. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
Senku: Gen, I never programmed the system to make those things. How are you doing that??
Gen: Love always finds a way ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡
Gen: Speaking of…
Gen changed their name to: Senku’s Daddy
Senku kicked Senku’s Daddy from the group chat.
great detective suika: i thought senku’s daddy died thousands of years ago?
Wonderful Weaver: He did. Gen's just..being Gen.
Senku: Anyone else got any bright ideas?
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: What if we made lights in different colors, just like that fire I showed you?
Senku: You took it ten billion percent too literally.
Senku: But, that’s not a bad little project. Ten billion points to the scientist.
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: BAD scientist.
Senku: I’m not calling you that.
Wonderful Weaver: I should really teach them about the connotations with their modern lingo.
Taiju: Um, Senku? Gen just ran up to me, demanding to–kajdhakjfsidufyhvxcvjbaksjdhff
Taiju: Senku dear, I believe you misclicked. You were supposed to add me to your close friends, not kick me. ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡
Wonderful Weaver: Did you seriously have to take Taiju’s phone? -_-
Taiju: Don’t patronize me, I haven’t been grounded in years! I’m having a hard time adjusting. (｡>﹏<)
Kohaku: Senku just invite him back. He’s being more annoying than usual.
Senku: You’re changing your name immediately mentalist.
Taiju: Only if you give yourself a nickname. ;)
Kohaku: That’s… actually not a bad idea.
Wonderful Weaver: Good luck with that. Senku’s never changed his username in any of our chats before.
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: Wait, you have another chat?! Why didn’t you invite me?
Senku: You were negative ten billion years old.
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: Oh. Pre-Stone, got it.
Taiju: PLEASE SENKU I NEED THIS! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
Taiju: My momma's kinda petrified, I live by myself and I just want to help you guys out. (ᗒᗣᗕ)
Taiju: Just do me this one little avor-fay and I’ll love you foreverrrrrrrrr
Kohaku: Senku, just do it. I’m getting tired of seeing him do this under Taiju’s name.
Wonderful Weaver: It is a little..odd seeing all this unfold under Taiju’s account…
great detective suika: i want the regular taiju back…
Taiju: SUIKA! The betrayal– (╥‸╥)
Senku: How cruel of you to keep him away from his friends, Gen.
Senku: Minus ten billion points for you.
Senku: Can’t say I’m especially excited about all of this, but if I must.
Senku changed their name to: Dr. Stone
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: THAT’S THE BADDEST NAME EVER!
Kohaku: I do admit, that does have a nice ring to it.
great detective suika: yay senku joined the nickname club!!
Wonderful Weaver: I… never thought I’d see the day…
Dr. Stone: I better not hear any complaining about your workload anymore.
Taiju: Well, I’m a man of my word. I hope you all aren’t as ude-ray to Taiju as you were to me.
Taiju: Hmph.
Taiju: GUYS! Gen just handed me my phone back! I missed all of you so much!
Dr. Stone: How are you getting this addicted to your phone already?
Dr. Stone: You big oaf…I’m restricting your internet hours.
Wonderful Weaver: Come on, don’t be so rude >.<
Taiju: WAIT! YOU CAN DO THAT?!
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: But Taiju’s so fun to talk to! You can’t make him do that!
Kohaku: Pretty sure he’s just kidding. Though, knowing Senku, maybe it isn’t all for show-
great detective suika: that’s pretty mean of you senku.
Dr. Stone: Democracy has spoken, I guess. That’s ten billion points to friendship.
Dr. Stone: Kind of cheesy if you ask me. But I do need him, even if it’s just for the experiment.
Dr. Stone added Senku’s Daddy to the group chat.
Senku’s Daddy changed their name to: Only into MENtalist
Only into MENtalist: I knew you couldn’t resist me.
Dr. Stone: There really is no negotiating with a mentalist.
Only into MENtalist: That’s MENtalist to you ;)
great detective suika: gen that was really mean of you mocking senku’s dead daddy like that.
Only into MENtalist: (⊙ _ ⊙ )
Wonderful Weaver: Gen, I think maybe you and I should have a conversation about internet etiquette..
Wonderful Weaver: Especially with Suika in this chat.
Only into MENtalist: I do concede, that was a bit ass-cray of me, but my nickname must stay. I fought too hard to lose it!!
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: Speaking of, I think I have the perfect name for Kohaku!
Wonderful Weaver: What did you have in mind?
Kohaku: That sounds like fun. What are you thinking Chrome?
BADDESTSCIENTISTINTHEWORLD: The Topknit Gorill-aisodjhskjxvnslxcnsoidfhaoidhaksjfbd
Wonderful Weaver: WHAT THE-KOHAKU JUST RAN OUT THE SHED!
Only into MENtalist: How the hell did she know? ( ._. )
Dr. Stone: Alright, the server’s starting to overload. We should call it here so I can start upgrading it. This data has been invaluable.
Taiju: Aw man, already? But I was having so much fun :(
Dr. Stone: We can pick this up again once the servers are a little more stable. I’ll have Sai whip up a bit of code to get this show on the road.
Dr. Stone: This is exhilarating… get excited.
Only into MENtalist: I just can’t escape that catchphrase (¬_¬)