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Princess Party Etiquette by Arten, ESE (SecurityUnit), Gasmeros, Poots, TacticalAscot
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Jul 2026
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Murderbot gets roped into a princess tea party with Sofi and does not entirely hate it.
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- Part 1 of Mensahbot Diaries Discord collabs
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>I had to assume Sofi was having fun, or she wouldn't have kept the princess party going. Unless she was sick of it, and kept playing in order to continuously correct me on princess party etiquette. Was that something I was supposed to look out for? (Why are princess parties so complicated?) I sent Farai an ambiguously positive amusement sigil through the feed.
>I don't know if my face had done something stupid or if Sofi was just using me as an excuse, but she suddenly declared, "I think Princess Sparkle Hug is ready to retire for the evening."
>"I am?" Me?
>"Yes," she confirmed in her Princess Teaching Voice. "Learning how to be a princess is hard work." -
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I responded for her. "It is 1.12 hours past the start of the night cycle. Princess Teacup would not know this, as Captain Clock's power cell died, and she turned her feed timer off since princess parties have no time limit."