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Alex 3:56am
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Morgan 4:16am
Why did you turn yourself into a worm?
Alex 4:17am
Oh, that's such a better way to find out!
Alex 4:17am
Thanks!
Morgan 4:18am
THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION!
Morgan 12:06pm
I just made breakfast. Can you poof the dishes clean?
Morgan 12:36pm
Alex?
Morgan 12:37pm
Alex, are you a f***ing worm?
Morgan 12:38pm
Alex, come on. It's your day to clean the appartment.
Morgan 12:39pm
Come on, you said to use you! I'm using you! Clean!
Morgan 1:44pm
I'm bored.
Morgan 1:46pm
How long are you gonna keep this up?
Morgan 1:57pm
Are you even a worm, or are you just ignoring me?
Morgan 1:59pm
You're ignoring me.
Morgan 2:56pm
You're a worm!
Morgan 2:56pm
You're not in the apartment.
Morgan 2:56pm
You left your phone.
Morgan 2:56pm
I can't summon you until next month!
Morgan 2:57pm
What is your endgame?
Morgan 3:01pm
Alex, I know you can see this.
Morgan 3:03pm
You can do anything. Just come back.
Morgan 3:04pm
Stop being a worm.
Morgan 3:05pm
I can't 'use you' if you're a worm.
Morgan 3:05pm
The apartment stays dirty if you're a worm.
Morgan 3:07pm
I'll have to clean if you're a worm.
Morgan 3:08pm
Alex, I'm scared. I can't go back to cleaning.
Morgan 3:10pm
Alex, what if I need you?
Morgan 3:11pm
What if you need me?
Morgan 3:12pm
I know you don't technically need to eat, but shouldn't you?
Morgan 3:14pm
What do worms eat?
Morgan 3:24pm
I'm making a compost pile.
Morgan 3:26pm
There's nothing to put in the compost pile.
Morgan 3:27pm
Your magic cleaning powers are hurting worm-you.
Morgan 3:43pm
Okay, breakfast is in the compost pile.
Morgan 3:56pm
I even washed the dishes.
Morgan 4:01pm
You not being here is freaky.
Morgan 4:03pm
I mean, you do wander off a lot.
Morgan 4:04pm
But you're not on the news.
Morgan 4:04pm
And you don't have your phone.
Morgan 4:05pm
And I can't summon you.
Morgan 4:06pm
And the new season of Bridgerton won't be out until Winter!
Morgan 4:08pm
You don't have to come back.
Morgan 4:08pm
Or be human.
Morgan 4:09pm
You can just stay gone.
Morgan 4:10pm
I can't stop you.
Morgan 4:59pm
Alex, I miss you.
Morgan 5:01pm
I can't find worm-you. How am I supposed to have fun?
Morgan 5:03pm
Who am I supposed to laugh at the atrocities of?
Morgan 5:03pm
BARNABY??
Morgan 5:05pm
Alex, it's no fun without you.
Morgan 5:06pm
Nothing's going horribly wrong.
Morgan 5:06pm
My day is normal.
Morgan 5:07pm
It's f***ing weird!
Morgan 5:08pm
I can't take care of worm you.
Morgan 5:08pm
Not if I don't know where you are.
Morgan 5:09pm
If I did, I'd put you in the compost pile.
Morgan 5:10pm
I'd feed you leftovers I'd have to clean up anyway.
Morgan 5:11pm
I'd keep you safe from whatever horrors you put in my sh**y*ss apartment.
Morgan 5:12pm
I'd sit with you.
Morgan 5:13pm
I'd watch stupid shows with the compost pile.
Morgan 5:14pm
I'd love you.
Morgan 5:15pm
Of course I'd love you!
Morgan 5:16pm
You're the most important person in the world to me.
Morgan 5:17pm
You're my partner in crime.
Morgan 5:18pm
Even if you're a worm.
Morgan 5:20pm
I'll always love you.
Alex 5:21pm
And I'm the hopeless romantic.
Morgan 5:22pm
I will k*ll you.
Alex 5:23pm
Please try.
Alex 5:24pm
Maybe you'll love murder as much as you love me.
Morgan 5:26pm
You are the worst person I've ever met.
Alex 5:27pm
Aww! Never knew you thought so low of me.
Alex 5:28pm
Keep sweet-talking, and I'll confess my epic love, too.
Morgan 5:29pm
You suck.
Alex 5:30pm
I love you, too.