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    'You have, like, no rizz.’

    Shane furrowed his brow.

    ‘Rizz?’

    ‘Like… charisma.’

    ‘Fuck you!’

    ‘Tell me I’m wrong!’

    ‘Hayden, I don’t know how you are not aware of this, but I’m hot shit. If I wanted to ‘rizz’ someone, I would.’

    ‘Prove it.’

    ‘What?’

    ‘Prove that you’ve got rizz. Rizz someone up. Here. Now. And not a loser. Someone hot.’

    ‘I could rizz anyone here,’ Shane said. This, he suspected, was completely untrue, particularly because he still didn’t quite understand what rizz was, but he would not take a ribbing from Hayden. And he would not have his friend keep trying to set him up like he was the last dog at the pound that no one wanted.

    ‘Anyone?’ Hayden asked, challenge in his eyes, looking both doubtful of and delighted by the claim.

    ‘Sure,’ Shane said, distracted but adamant. ‘Try me.’

    Hayden’s gaze had landed on something behind Shane, and a
    shit-eating grin split his face in two.

    ‘What about Rozanov’s girl?’

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