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1. like a lawyer (always trying to get you off) by des_soupirs

   Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland
   • Lesbian Galinda Upland
   • Minor Fiyero Tigelaar/Galinda Upland
   • Divorce
   • Bickering to Lovers
   • Sexual Tension
   • Oblivious Elphaba Thropp
   • Glinda seducing Elphaba to prove a point
   • two idiots fumble their way through divorce negotiations
   • this is so dumb let's be real
   • just a silly goofy one shot about a woman trying to seduce her ex-husband's legal counsel
   • elphaba thropp try not to get disbarred for conflict of interest challenge
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Dry Humping
   • Clothed Sex

   Summary

   Glinda expects to sleepwalk through divorce negotiations with Fiyero; it's been amicable enough, they have no children, and he has more money than she does, so there's no need to fight over assets. Nonetheless, he's being a brat about the cabin she decided they should purchase, and so argue they will. Bring on the boring, dry, negotiations.

   She just wasn't expecting his divorce attorney to be the most beautiful woman she's ever seen.

   __________
   modern AU, Elphaba's Fiyero's attorney as he and Glinda get a divorce. Glinda flirts with Elphaba and makes it her mission to seduce her when Elphaba won't acknowledge the sexual tension between them

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