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1. Got Milk? by witchpepper

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   11 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • moocifer
   • farm au
   • Lucifer is a Cow-Human Hybrid
   • aka a Holstaur
   • Ownership Of Someone
   • Power Imbalance
   • Dairy Cow Kink
   • Milking
   • Milking Machine
   • dubcon
   • dualsex Lucifer
   • Lucifer has Pussy AND Cock!!
   • Rope Bondage
   • Branding
   • Public Nudity
   • Breeding Kink
   • Pregnancy Kink
   • Bottom Lucifer
   • Bottom Alastor is MENTIONED in a THOUGHT but never happens
   • lots of smut
   • Spanking
   • Crying
   • Muteness
   • Farmer Alastor
   • Cock milking
   • Top Alastor
   • Cock Sleeve Milking Machine
   • Forced Orgasm
   • Lactation Kink
   • Drinking Milk STRAIGHT from the source~
   • lucifer has Trauma
   • Sexual Coercion
   • Happy Ending
   • I promise
   • Somnophilia
   • TALKS of entering cervix but it never HAPPENS
   • JUST dirty talk
   • Belly Bulge

   Summary

   ( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )

   Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.

   Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~

   (EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   61,171

   Chapters:

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