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Just Another Tuesday (Ra’s al Ghul Is Bored Again) by ditzyredrobin
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Summary
"I have to ask," Jason said, almost conversationally as he slammed the butt of a pistol into a League assassin's jaw. The man hit the ground with a satisfying thud. "What exactly did you do to piss off that bastard, Ra's?"
Tim ducked beneath a sword, caught the assassin's wrist, and threw all of his weight behind the counter. There was a sharp snap and the body crumbled.
"Oh," Tim said, already moving toward the next one. "It's nothing."
Which—okay. Maybe not nothing if you counted blowing up every League base he could globally.
Jason snorted.
"That's a lie and you damn well know it."
Another assassin rushed him.
Jason shot him in the knee without even looking.
"So," he continued. "Try again. What. Did. You. Do."
Tim sighed.
Honestly, people always made this into a bigger deal than it needed to be.
"So, I maybe destroyed a couple of his bases."
Jason stared.
"…Globally. And now he wants me to sire his children so he can have a new heir."
And there was silence.
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Or the one where Tim has a skewed sense of reality and Ra’s al Ghul is a freak for it.