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1. The Phone
Luca Haas loved his team. He had always loved hockey, maybe a little bit too much, but he’d been nervous to join the NHL. Who wouldn’t be?
He had heard about the culture, the homophobia, the, well everything. But the Centaurs weren’t like that. When he came out the team was so aggressively supportive he thought they would actually beat opposing players with the rainbow flag if they said anything to him. Which was great!
Things got even better when Ilya came out. Or well, was outed. Luca had a great team, a great captain and their standings were getting better every day. Things were great!
Mostly.
It was just the Ilya of it all. He couldn’t stop the blush that rushed up his cheeks when Ilya complimented him, and he knew Ilya could see right through his excuses. He was an idiot who mentioned the poster he used to have above his bed, and he could tell from the twinkle in Ilya’s eye he knew about Luca’s childhood crush. That may have carried a bit into adulthood. Whatever.
Ilya never said anything outright, despite what most people thought he was actually a nice guy. But every tiny comment and smirk sent his heart into his stomach.
The poster wasn’t the problem. It was the fact his teammates didn’t know things might have gone a bit further than the poster.
Mostly through some of the rather… explicit fanart he had drawn on the years. And posts he may have reblogged on tumblr. And occasionally wrote himself. Okay, that he wrote often.
In his defense, he had no way to know he would actually reach the MLH. Or that Ilya would be his captain. Or that Ilya and Shane were actually together in more than just his mind.
His blog wasn’t super active anymore, but he hadn’t deleted it. It felt too weird to keep drawing of his actual captain who he saw every day hooking up with his rival turned boyfriend, but he couldn’t quite let go of the obsession that had carried his hockey training into the MLH. He just lurked mostly, reading fics, a few reblogs, and fanart of the non explicit variety.
It was a hobby. A deeply embarrassing one, but a hobby nonetheless.
Which carried him to today. Backed into the corner of the couch at Bood’s barbeque staring at his phone screen trying to hide his blush. The table he was at was basically just Harris and Troy flirting while Bergy and Pointy argued about their fantasy football league, so it wasn’t like he could contribute much.
“Okay officially this has gone too far.” Bergy declared, swigging his cider. Luca’s head shot up and he slammed his phone down immediately.
Troy gave one of his half smiles, “Are we talking about Ilya? Because PDA isn’t a crime, but perhaps this is a bit far.” he gestured over at Shane and Ilya making out in the pool, a sight which Luca had been pointedly ignoring.
“No! Well yes that too but I’m talking about this guy-” He motioned towards Luca who turned even brighter red, “Sexting right in front of us!”
Luca shoved his phone into his pocket as fast as possible. “I’m not sexting!” He squeeked out, wracking his mind for a better excuse. Before he could come up with something better than ‘It’s fluff not smut’, Harris burst out laughing.
“I’m sorry buddy now I’m convinced too. You put your phone away way too fast.”
Luca bit his lip. “I wasn’t sexting I swear. That would be so unprofessional.”
Pointy was grinning now too. “Oh really? Show us your phone screen then.”
The violent no burst out of his mouth before he could stop it, causing another wave of laughter. Fuck.
Harris finally calmed down and smiled at him. “There’s nothing wrong with having a man, Luca! It’s great you have someone to do this with! Bring him to one of the barbecues, I need to meet the guy who makes you blush like that.”
Luca did not have a man who made him blush like that. The closest thing he had to a relationship was his friend G who sent him smutty fanfics of himself when he was bored and reposted his Hollonov fanart. But it was as good of an excuse as anything. “Um, yeah maybe.”
Bergy got serious. “Of course. I never meant to imply your sex life was negative. I support your sexuality implicitly. It’s your god given right to sext in public.”
Luca looked up and made eye contact with Troy, who looked wildly amused. The overt love of the team hit Troy just as much as it did Luca. “Um thanks Bergy. I appreciate it.”
Troy wrapped his arm around Harris again, and schooled his face into its ‘supportive’ look, which was never a good sign. “Is it serious? You practically live with your phone to your face these days.”
“Ummmm”
Troy’s face softened even more. “Is there a reason you didn’t feel comfortable sharing? We support you no matter what.”
Fuck. He was gonna have to come up with a fake boyfriend or something at this point. “Um no. Not serious. I’m just uh, reading old texts.”
Fuck, now Harris looked incredibly sympathetic. “Are you two not together anymore? How long ago was the breakup?”
Luca wracked his brain. The last thing he needed was Harris thinking he was heartbroken. Knowing the guy, the whole team would find out and force him on supportive outings for the next 2 months to help him heal from a heartbreak he had never experienced. He still remembered when Bergy's girl dumped him and Harris kidnapped him everyday after practice for months for emotional support.
“We’re still together! He’s um-” his mind blanked out for a brief second. “He’s from Switzerland! Yeah, we reconnected over the summer. He’s um, asleep right now. Ya know, with the time zones.”
Troy nodded in understanding. “Long distance is hard.” He looked like he was about to go into a speech about long distance relationships and the struggles they faced, so Luca cut it off before it could begin.
“Lets talk about something else yeah? It’s um” He blanked out for a second "really painful to talk about.”
The word painful looked like it was about to get Harris onto another rant, but luckily Pointy took over the conversation. Luca did his best to participate, only after sending a text to his new ‘boyfriend’
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
Luca: if i start sexting you pls sext back without question my teammates are nosy
G: LMAOOO anything for u bbg
G: what r u wearing 🥵🥵🥵
Luca rolled his eyes and stuffed his phone back in his pocket, holding his hand over it protectively. He made a vow to never, ever, look at tumblr during a team event again.
2. The Groupchat
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
Luca: u see the new shayden bs on twitter
G: omg yes. literally what is wrong with people
Luca: hayden has a whole ass wife and 5 million children
Luca: give it up yall its over
G: we all saw that hot ass kiss in the fanmail tho hollonovs stay winning
G: i dont know how u handle seeing that face everyday
Luca: lololol literally
He switched to tumblr briefly to copy a particularly hot gif he had seen of Ilya and swiped back to messages to hit his most recent conversation.
Luca: whos shipping shayden when Ilya looks like that 🥵🥵🥵 (ilya smirking gif)
He switched back to tumblr and started to scroll, before his phone started lagging with the entire team chat. He clicked over, before his stomach dropped.
CENS CENS CENS
Barrett: ummmm
Pointy: so true our cap is fireeeeeeee
Bergy: not luca thirst tweeting in the team chat lmfaoooo
Chouinard: lmfaoooo luca why
Hayes: Thanks for sharing, kid! Not sure that answers if we have morning practice tomorrow
Bood: ^ Training in the team gym tomorrow at 9. Looking good as always cap!
Luca felt his stomach drop and scrolled up.
CENS CENS CENS:
Hayes: Is practice tmw am gym or ice?
Luca: whos shipping shayden when Ilya looks like that 🥵🥵🥵 (ilya smirking gif)
Fuck. Fuck. Of course. Of course the team chat was his most recent one. Naturally.
CENS CENS CENS
Cap: awww thanks luca! you look good too!
Cap: i love you but I am taken! my fiance is the most beautiful
Luca: PLEASE IGNORE THAT
Luca: i am so sorry
Cap: what is shayden
Pointy: bro dont pretend we didnt already know u were obsessed with cap
Hayes: Think Shayden is people wanting Hollander and Pike to be together?
Cap: be together? like fucking eachother?
Hayes: lol yes
Cap: 15th best player on the metros? with MY shane
Cap: who would want that?
Cap: he already is dating best player in league
Pointy: not haasy apparently lmaooooo
Pointy: bros defending u from threats on all sides
Cap: people in team chat want this?
Cap: name yourself NOW you will be traded
Hayes: Not me Cap! You and Hollzy are goals
Dillon: no threat from me! we support you!!
Luca: NO ONE WANTS THAT
Luca: i am so sorry
Luca: that was not meant for this chat
Bergy: pleaseeee add me to the one where you send this shit i want more hot pictures of cap
Barrett: ?
Barrett: Do you have something you want to tell us?
Dykstra: We support you Bergy!!
Dillon: We’re definitely the gayest team now let's go boys!!
Cap: thank you for love but i am TAKEN
Cap: can i be added to chat too please
Pointy: lmfaooo yes give the thirst straight to the source
Bergy: THAT WAS NOT ME COMING OUT
Hayes: …
Luca: NO ONE is getting added to the chat
Luca: not that I have a chat dedicated to ilya I swear
Luca: can we please pretend this never happened
Dillon: haha no one believes you Haasy
Dillon: we support the thirst chat!!
Cap: nooooo i want more pics!
Cap: at least send poster above your bed
Hayes: Everyday on this team makes me so glad I’m off Toronto
Luca: there is NO poster above my bed
Luca: i respect your relationship Ilya I swear
Dystrka : im literally dyingggggg
Cap: i understand haasy
Cap: everyone loves me, no big deal!
Cap: my shane is only one who gets me in his bed tho
Bergy: hot
Pointy: ur not helping the allegations bro
Barrett: I’m always here to talk when you’re ready Bergy
Bood: Hate to be the A for a second boys, but stop bullying Luca it was clearly a mistake. And please refrain from sexualizing our captain in the team chat.
Bood: Bergy, we love and support you as well! If you ever want to share further with us you’re welcome to
Bergy: IM NOT GAY
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
(5 screenshots attached)
Luca: do i quit hockey
G: LMFAOOOOOOO
3. The Shoelaces
The team was in the locker room lacing up, for once not to practice or for a game, but for some new TikTok trend Harris wanted to jump on.
“It’s pretty simple, just skate around doing some tricks while lip syncing! It’ll be fun!” Harris was saying, while Troy hung on to basically every word he said. Luca had to admit they were very cute together, despite the very rude things he used to post about Troy when he was in (what the team now called), his homophobic era.
He obviously deeply regretted those posts now, but whatever. Harris was such a nice guy, and they were cute together. He was far too embarrassed to ever post about them though, because of his very deep fear that Harris might follow him on tumblr. The guy was more chronically online then even Luca.
The team chattered away, while Luca dug through his locker looking for a new pair of laces. His old ones were so frayed he knew he’d get flamed in the comments.
Naturally he hadn’t brought his whole bag since it wasn’t a game, so all he had were the rainbow laces G had given him after he came out to the team.
Whatever, he was out. He could wear the rainbow laces. It wasn’t a big deal, and he knew no one on the team would be mean about them anyways.
He sat and started stringing them, when Bood came up and pat him on the shoulder. “Lets go Haasy, we support you! I like the shoelaces!”
The words came out of his mouth instinctively before he could stop them. “Thanks, I stole them from the president.”
He froze, and slowly looked up. “What? The president?” Bood said laughing. “How the hell did you get his laces?”
Bood was loud enough that the whole team turned to look at them. “Um-”
He slowly made eye contact with Harris, who looked at him knowingly, seemingly holding back laughter. “You said you stole those shoelaces from the president?”
Fuck. He definitely got the reference. “No I-”
The team was looking at him in a mixture of confusion and humor. Ilya jumped in first. “Epic Haasy! Didn’t think you had robbery in you!”
“How’d you meet the president?” Wyatt said, seeming genuinely curious.
The whole team stared at him expectantly. “It's just um,” he looked at Harris for help who was still holding back laughter. He could feel his face burning and covered his eyes with his hands. “It’s a um, Swiss saying. Yeah! One of our uh, idioms. Doesn’t translate well.” He trailed off, finally looking up to face the team.
Wyatt nodded, looking sympathetic. “No need to be embarrassed kid, your english is great! We know it’s not your first language."
Everyone was nodding, and fuck, he must look like he wanted to cry or something. He felt his face heat even more.
Ilya cut in, “I understand, many of those from Russia too! English is dumb language. How do we use it?”
Now everyone was looking at him again, and great it seemed like they thought it was some cultural phrase, not a stupid tumblr meme. “No it’s okay. It um, it doesn’t really make sense in English anyways…”
Everyone looked like they wanted to say something along the lines of ‘we love you’, and he sent a pleading look to Harris for help.
Luckily the man took pity on him, still visibly amused. “C’mon guys, let's get ready! These TikToks aren’t going to make themselves.”
That seemed to distract the team enough to move on and head to the ice, bickering all the way. Luca was the last one out, and Harris stopped him as he left the door.
“So the president huh” Harris was grinning.
“Please keep this to yourself.” Luca practically begged, which only made Harris laugh.
“Of course bud. I got mine from the president too.”
Luca blushed and pushed his way through the door. He could live with frayed laces next time.
4. The Fanart
Everyone was in high spirits at the bar after their first win in round 2 of the playoffs. Ilya was in a particularly good mood, because Shane had joined them at the bar after Montreal was knocked out in the first round.
Luca was a little zoned out, and a lot drunk, trying to get over the constant run of ‘oh my god I’m sitting across from Shane Hollander’ running through his head. He was a really nice guy, and clearly enamored with Ilya, but he couldn’t undo what he had drawn in the past. Luca ordered another beer, knowing it was a bad idea but needing something to soothe his nerves so he didn’t blurt out all his secrets. He was only at 5? Or was it 6? He didn’t know anymore.
Ilya’s arm was around Shane as they laughed and drank, and Shane hotly debated some play with Bood. The image was too perfect to resist, and Luca couldn’t help himself but doodling out a little sketch of the 2 of them on the back of his receipt paper. Not that he could ever post it, but he’s sure G would enjoy it. They were always jealous that Luca was getting Hollonov content straight from the source.
He could only imagine what his mutuals would say if they found out who he really was. He would die.
He locked back into reality to Ilya tapping his arm. “Haasy! I didn’t know you drew!”
He snapped his head up, the drinks slowing him down. “Just a little I guess.”
“Let me see!”
Luca’s reflexes were too slow to stop Ilya from grabbing the receipt paper, who was grinning looking at it. “Wow, you are very talented! Shane, look, it's us!”
This was his nightmare. This was his actual nightmare. He watched in horror as Shane peered down at it, before looking over at Luca, clearly flattered. “Wow Luca, that's really sweet. You’re a great artist.”
To his horror, Ilya started passing the paper around to the entire table. “Why didn’t you tell us you draw?”
“I’m not very good.” He muttered, peeling the label of his beer bottle. “It's just a hobby or whatever.”
Ilya shook his head. “Nonsense, it’s amazing! You must do the wedding portrait!”
Luca tried to come up with a response to get out of it, but his mouth was working faster than his brain. “Ugh, I wish. You’re so fun to draw.” He smiled kind of dopily over at him, reaching for another sip of his drink.
Ilya looked delighted. “You have more art of me! I must see.”
His brain sped to catch up with the conversation before he said something he could really regret. “No, I uh, I don’t! I don’t even like drawing.”
Bood waved the paper at him. “Totally a lie kid. I want to see more too! You’ve got some skill!”
Hayes sat down in the seat next to them, offering a round of shots. Luca grabbed one unthinkingly, trying desperately to cause a distraction. The liquor hit him right away, and fuck now he was wasted.
“Wyatt, you must look at the art too! Luca’s hiding his skill from us!”
Ilya grabbed the paper from Bood, and handed it off to Hayes in exchange for the shot. Wyatt looked at him appreciatively. “That’s great kid! You could totally be an artist if you didn’t do hockey.”
Luca blinked and he was speaking “I- I like art. I draw like… every night.” He peeled more of the label off the bottle and started ripping it up. “It’s soo fun you guys are so hot.”
Wyatt laughed, and Ilya looked beyond overjoyed. “You draw hot art of me! Please please show me!”
“Nooooo I swear. I like, I see your face everyday and stuff. That would be like, that would be weird.” Luca muttered, waving a hand in Ilya’s general direction.
“You have crush on me! Is no big deal, everyone does!”
Luca looked at him seriously. “No, I totally don’t I swearrrr.” He paused, and looked Shane in the eye who looked slightly taken aback. “Shane, You and Ilya are perfect together. I’ve always thought so.”
“Um, thanks Luca.” Shane said somewhat awkwardly. “Can I get you some water?”
Luca nodded, and Shane extracted himself from Ilya’s arm. “You always thought so?” Wyatt questioned.
The words he was saying were starting to register with him, but his mouth wasn’t quite keeping up with his mind. “Yeah you’re um. A thing online.”
“You drew art for this thing? Online? Please show me!”
Bood punched Ilya in the shoulder. “Lay of the kid Cap. It’s not like it's a secret that he has a crush on you, we all remember the thirst tweet.”
Shane came back, putting a glass of water in front of him. “The thirst tweet?” He asked politely, and Luca buried his face in his hands.
“Pleaseeeee don’t remind me. Shane, I swear I respect you and your husband so much. It was just a little tiny message” He said, slightly slurring his words.
Shane looked slightly pained, and Wyatt patted his back.
“Kid, drink some water, okay? It’s not a big deal, we promise!”
Ilya nodded in agreement. “Seriously, is very nice! Shane and I are the hottest couple out there, not a bad thing you know too!”
“It’s embarrassing.” He muttered. “Can we stop talking about it please.”
Shane started to answer, but Ilya cut him off. “We will… if you show us art.”
Luca tried to give puppy eyes, but based on the way everyone started laughing at him they were ineffective. “Just one?”
Ilya shrugged. “I will accept that.”
He pulled out his phone and held the phone right in front of his face so no one could see. “Fineeeeee”
He clicked onto tumblr, then registered the fact that he was surrounded by his teammates and quickly moved to his camera roll, choosing the first appropriate one he saw.
He thrust his phone at Ilya, who grinned at him brightly. “Luca, this is great! So cute!”
He passed it over to Shane, who looked flattered if not a tiny bit weirded out. “That’s sweet Luca. Ilya, leave him alone.”
Ilya pouted dramatically, but passed the phone back to Luca. “Send it to me please? Then we can talk puck if you like.”
Luca immediately sent it to him. He would do literally anything to end this conversation. Pointy, who seemed even more drunk than Luca came up to the stool and put his arms around him. “Lucaaaa bro let's dance! Next rounds on me!”
Luca looked up at Ilya for permission, who laughed. “Go, have fun! You are young!”
“Right, we should go get some!” Pointy exclaimed. “Luca, get us shots then let's hit it!”
Wyatt laughed. “Guess next rounds on you Luca.”
He went to the bar. One more drink couldn’t hurt.
----
He woke up the next day with a pounding head, and barely able to think. The night came back to him in fragmented pieces, before his stomach dropped.
He had called Ilya hot. To his face. And showed him… fanart? Of himself?
Fuck.
He fumbled for his phone, trying the password a few times before he finally got it right. His phone opened right to his texts with Ilya. And fuck. It was worse than he could have imagined. He sent him art. Of him and Shane cuddling next to the sunset. With his tumblr signature still on it.
Fuckkkk he hoped he wouldn’t look that up.
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
Luca: help
Luca: SOS
Luca: its bad
Luca: omfg omfg omfgnsfnjiwenfowef
G: what happened?
Luca: i fucked up
Luca: i told ilya he was hot
Luca: i showed him my fanart
Luca: i SENT him my fanart
G: LMAFOOOOOO
G: literally why would you do that omg 💀
Luca: I WAS DRUNK
Luca: why did i drink that much
Luca: shane was there
Luca: fucki showed it to SHANE HOLLANDER
Luca: THE BEST HOCEKY PLAYER IN THE LEAUFE
Luca: omfg shane hollander knows i draw gay fanart of him why why whyyyyyyy
G: im literally dying right now
G: what is ur problem 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
G: why would you do that
Luca: I DONT KNOW
Luca: i can never drink again
Luca: i have to change teams
G: literally what is ur life
G: i can’t decide if your the least or most lucky hollonov stan
Luca: what if he looks up my tumblr
Luca: MY SIGNATURE WAS ON IT
Luca: (image attached) how bad is it on a scale of 10-10000000
G: awwww its a cute one
G: not bad at all!!!
G: i feel like ilya would think its funny
Luca: should i apologize?
Luca: i should apologize.
G: lmao please send ss i begggggg
Luca Haas, Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rozanov (Cap)
Luca: i am so sorry. i deeply apologize for my actions last night i am so sorry
Luca: i respect your relationship and your ability as players
Luca: i will transfer teams if it makes you more comfortable
Ilya: HAHAHA luca is no big deal!
Ilya: its cute! art was very good!!
Luca: mr hollander i am so sorry youre an amazing player
Luca: you didn’t deserve whatever i said last night
Ilya: mr. hollander? That is Mr. Hollander-Rozanov to you
Shane: Luca, it’s okay. I promise. It’s very flattering
Luca: my memories a little blurry i dont remember everything
Luca: i will do whatever it takes to make it up to you
Ilya: everyone loves us! we are so cute together! its nice!
Shane: You’re fine Luca, you just showed us some art. Nothing bad at all. It’s sweet.
Ilya: you called me hot but not like thats a secret
Ilya: i am very hot right hollander?
Shane: Ilya. Be nice.
Luca: i am sosososo sorry again
Luca: i’ll stop drinking around you
Luca: i’ll stop drawing i swear
Shane: That's really not necessary.
Ilya: do not stop drawing
Ilya: i was serious! you must do our wedding portrait
Luca: really?
Luca: im still invited?
Luca: you’re not uncomfortable?
Ilya: why would you not be coming? you are good friend!
Ilya: of course im serious! you have talent!
Ilya: you draw my shane so well!
Shane: If you wanted to that would be great Luca
Shane: Of course you’re still invited to the wedding
Luca: ill stay sober and keep my distance i swear
Luca: congratulations again
Ilya: oh my god luca you are fine
Ilya: get drunk more! drunk haasy is very funny guy!
Shane: This was like the least embarrassing thing you could do while drunk
Shane: Look at headlines with Ilya's name from when he was your age
Shane: I promise they’re worse
Ilya: hey!
Ilya: no crime in being young and hot
Luca: thank you so much for forgiving me
Luca: of course ill draw for your wedding it would be an honor
5. The Twitter post
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov
My beautiful husband! My talented son @lucahaas is the best artist out there!
(Attached drawing of Shane and Ilya at the alter)
vivi @shaneholeander
awww best couple out there we love you Ilya!!olive @ottawacens81
luca artist content AND hollonov posting on main? oh baby we’re blessed todayellie @lucahaasluvr
omfg my baby is soooo talented i didn’t know he drew!Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov
Luca is very talented! Here is another one!
(image attached)ellie @lucahaasluvr
now wait a second….
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
G: LUCA
G: 911
G: ILYAS DOXXING YOU
Luca: wait what
Luca: WHAT
ellie @lucahaasluvr
NOT ILYA POSTING LUCAS TUMBLR HANDLE
glen @ilyarozzyaye
WHAT
ellie @lucahaasluvr
(link tumblr.com) ITS RIGHT HERE IM STILL GOING THROUGH IT
ellie @lucahaasluvr
THERE'S A LOT OF PORN LMAOOOOo
olive @ottawacens81
when i woke up this morning did not expect to find out luca haas is my moot
olive @ottawacens81
AND HES AN RPFER
richie @tozierdaily
i dont go here but WHATTTTT lmao do i need to start watching hockey
richie @tozierdaily
BECAUSE WHY ARE THEY DRAWING PORN OF THEIR TEAMMATES
BUDDIE CANON SEASON 10 @buckbuckley97
the concept of my tumblr moot being a famous hockey player… and drawing fanart of his teammates… and SHOWING it to his teammates….
LETS GO CENS!!! @lilyamart
ottawa centaurs gone from worst in the league to gayest team of all time powered by tumblr users and real person shipping we used to dream of days like this
vivi @shaneholeander
LITERALLY WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE
ellie @lucahaasluvr
im literally cryingggg lucas gonna kill himself
olive @ottawacens81
NOT HAAS BEING A TROY HATER baby thats your teammate
harris ☀️ @harrisdroversbeard
IT WAS FROM HIS HOMOPHOBE ERA WE FORGIVE HIM
ria met harry x3 @stylesfever
literally how did ilya end up in possession of that fanart
ria met harry x3 @stylesfever
IM BEING SO SERIOUS DID LUCA SHOW IT TO HIM??????vivi @shaneholeander
omfg i didn’t even think about that part
vivi @shaneholeander
the concept of ilya rozanov following luca haas on his rpf porn fanblog……
ellie @lucahaasluvr
A comprehensive thread on everything Luca Haas put in his Tumblr pt 1/47
olive @ottawacens81
omfg how did you do this so fast????
glen @ilyarozzyaye
i would give anything to be in the centaurs gc right now
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
Luca: what do i do
Luca: oh my god what do i do
Luca: do i delete my tumblr?
G: babes i fear its too late
G: you can deny its you?
Luca: fuckkkkk my teammates
+1
CENS CENS CENS
Hayes: So are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?
Pointy: do we have a sign of life from luca or has he died of shame
Bood: Wait what?
Bood: Did something happen
Bood: Is the kid okay?
Luca: OHMYGOD PLEASE DONT SHARE
Hayes: (Link from Twitter @lucahaasluvr: A comprehensive thread on everything Luca Haas put in his Tumblr pt 1/47)
Hayes: Cap I’m surprised you're not all over this!
Luca: nononono ilya please dont look
Cap:?
Cap: what is happening?
Hayes: You haven’t checked twitter?
Cap: no am in bed with shane 😉
Cap: is very comfortable
Bood: Oh my god I have to call HR
Dillon: LMAOOO HAASSY
Dillon: this is so class wtf
Bergy: are we really surprised? do we not remember the thirst to the gc?
Luca: oh my gosh please stop
Luca: ilya please dont look
Cap: HAHAHAHAHA
Cap: haasy you are so sweet! very good fanboy
Cap: but dick is 2 inches longer then you draw
Cap: please retouch
Luca: oh my god
Pointy: LMFAOOOOO rozy i love you
Barrett: Not as much as Luca does apparently
Luca: has shane seen?? please please dont show it to him
Cap: he loves it! will not stop laughing
Cap: so cute these go back so far!
Dykstra: luca im so offended why am i not here
Dillon: Actually same
Dillon: I’m in ONE group picture and I look like shit
Dillon: You put more attention to caps veins then my face
Luca: STOP
Hayes: Awwww look at this one! (image attached)
Hayes: It's so cute! How old were you?
Luca: i was like 12 thats why its so bad
Luca: please stop sending more
Bergy: sorry you’ve been drawing ilya and shane since you were 12???
Bergy: you’ve been on this shit for 8 years you gotta respect it
Hayes: Caps number one fan awwww
Chouinard: Damn, Haasy predicted their relationship
Chouinard: That's so epic
Cap: is this earliest art i want to see from when we got together
Pointy: im sorry you got together MORE than 8 years ago???
Dillon: wait WHAT
Barrett: My life is a lie
Bood: Cap, please elaborate!
Bood: Also, can’t believe I have to say this. No porn to the groupchat! Even original drawings!
Cap: was since 2010
Cap: haasy drawings are not graphic enough
Cap: we are way sexier
Hayes: DAMN GET IT CAP
Bergy: thats so hot
Barrett: Bergy, you sure you don’t need to talk?
Bergy: omfg can we focus on the porn account please
Dillon: bergy: “im not gay”, also bergy:...
Luca: ilya im sosososo sorry
Luca: please tell shane im sorry too
Pointy: are you ever not embarrassed?
Hayes: Well to be so fair this is kinda embarrassing
Cap: is not embarrassing at all!
Cap: i love my fans!
Cap: and they love me ;)
Cap: you cannot argue i have seen ur oneshots
Hollonov Stans 😏👉👈
Luca: im quitting my job
G: LMFAOOOOOO