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Inside the drawer, his phone charger (shockingly) nowhere to be seen, is instead the fattest, veiniest, most jaw-dropping dildo Lando’s ever seen in his life.
“What the fuck?”
He says it aloud. There’s not much else to do, honestly: it’s like the world stops turning and goes dark, nothing left but the stars, and the lovers, and the absolutely eye-watering fake dicks.