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1. Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High by EmCaHu

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Hayden Pike
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Jackie Pike
   • Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
   • POV Shane Hollander
   • Anxious Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander is Obsessed With Ilya Rozanov
   • Drunk Texting
   • Except it’s fake
   • Pining Shane Hollander
   • Idiots in Love
   • Sexting
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Also fake

   Summary

   Shane Hollander is in a complicated something with his rival, Ilya Rozanov. Shane has a lot of systems and rules he’s put into place to keep the whole ~thing~ going. He wishes he could talk to Rozanov more, but that isn’t how this ~thing~ worked. But now he’s got a new idea. And it will only take a little bit of trickery.

   Or, Shane pretends to drunk text Ilya in their situationship era, desperate for an excuse to reach out without having to admit he’s caught feelings.

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   English

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